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CITY STAFF STAYS TRUE TO FORM, IGNORES SCIENCE TO KISS UP TO 1%
Ignoring reports that the amount of plastic in the ocean has increased 10,000% since the advent of the plastic bag, the city staff last night recommended the city forego a ban on the bags and instead embrace the proposal of the plastics industry giant and do nothing instead, except babble.

LOCAL 'SUPERHEROES' GET WORTHY OPPONENT AT LAST
Left: Phoenix Jones

The trend of Northwesterners, originating with Phoenix Jones in Seattle, of local people dressing up in superhero costumes to patrol the streets may have taken a new turn, with at least one Northwesterner opting to become a super-villain, Rex Velvet. Mr. Velvet refers to Mr. Jones as "a hobo snitch in a mask".

OSU STUDENTS: THE EDUCATIONAL LOAN MAFIA IS COMING FOR YOUR MOM
America is currently embroiled in a student loan bubble and when it pops, wooo buddy. *Makes whistling sound, gazes off into distance*... let's just say that I hope you can use some lacquer and a long stick to turn your college diploma into some sort of edged weapon to fight off the starving graduate student food mobs. Let's just leave it at that. Let's not get explicit, except to say that banks will literally take your mother's home if you try to not pay them back, so, you know, the weapon thing is maybe the way to go.

See, thanks to some nifty lobbying, you can't discharge your student loan debt through bankruptcy, even though that more or less ruins the entire point of bankruptcy for the younger generation of Americans.To review: huge loans, poor job market, low earnings potential, debt that is inescapable through legal means. What could go wrong? Now, some Congresspersons who must have forgotten upon which side their bread is buttered (the banking industry's side, naturally) are trying to put together some wee modifications to the bankruptcy law which might allow this hopeless generation to retire their debts in a manner that avoids total violent revolution in the streets. Of course, even if Congress somehow did deign to allow you to escape your student debt through bankruptcy, the banks would make sure to ruin your parents at the same time:

While the legislation is aimed at helping thousands of borrowers struggling with debt, some experts say banks seem to have prepared for this possibility. Since they now require cosigners on most of the loans, both the borrower - and in many cases his or her parents – would need court-approved bankruptcies in order to wiggle free of the debt. Cool system of education.


2nd OSU DEATH THIS WEEK

Left: Dylan McClintock

Cops say they think Mr. McClintock intentionally jumped to his death from the top of Covell Hall.A myspace page identifying itself as belonging to Mr. McClintock has a comment "Moose I miss you. I haven't seen you in such a long time. Promise me we'll hang out this spring and if not then this summer". Mr McClintock's own comment on a friend's page reads: "we require more rock and roll and less bullshit." Oh man, were YOU in trouble in Corvallis. On both counts.

SARA GELSER ISSUES PLEA FOR RE-ELECTION SUPPORT
With the May Primary just around the corner, it's time to launch my 2012 re-election campaign. We’ll officially kick things off with a party in Corvallis on May 2 with special guest, Rep. Peter Buckley. (Event details below!) The 2012 campaign is essential to regaining the majority in the Oregon House. In addition, thanks to redistricting, I now have several thousand new voters I must introduce myself to. This means there is much work to be done over the next several months, but I can't do it without you!

I need your help to build a successful campaign this cycle. I am seeking re-election because I want to keep working for the things that matter most-- a strong economy, quality public education, affordable health care, a clean environment, efficient transportation, initiatives that support our must vulnerable neighbors, equality for all Oregonians and a woman's right to choose.

Please keep reading to learn about the four simple things you can do to help me return to Salem.

One: Please consider making a financial contribution to my campaign.

You can contribute online through ActBlue ( here)

or send a check to
Sara Gelser for State Representative
922 NW Circle Blvd.
Unit 160, #307
Corvallis, OR 97330

Don't forget each Oregon tax payer receives a $50/year political tax credit. This means the first $50 (or $100 for a couple filing jointly) you contribute to an Oregon campaign each year can be claimed as a tax credit on your 2013 return!


Two: Please sign up to volunteer and publicly endorse the campaign!

It would be an honor to list your name as one of my supporters on my website and campaign materials! Displaying a lawn sign, writing a letter to the editor or participating in phone banking and canvassing are other ways you can help the campaign. Just email me at repsaragelser@yahoo.com to let me know what you’d like to do!



Three: Keep up to date on campaign, community and legislative events!

Social media makes it easier to share information in real time. Please sign up to follow me on Twitter (@repsaragelser) and Facebook (the link is here)--- and please recommend me to your friends. My Facebook page is also a great place for you to ask questions, engage in conversations about current issues with other subscribers and let people know about upcoming community events.


Four: Please join me for my Campaign Kick Off on Wednesday, May 2 at 6:30pm in Corvallis!

This will be a chance to meet your neighbors, talk with Ways and Means Committee Co-Chair Rep. Peter Buckley, and learn more about what’s at stake this election cycle. Light refreshments will be provided.

What: Rep. Sara Gelser’s 2012 Campaign Kick-Off Party with special guest, Rep. Peter Buckley

When: Wednesday, May 2, 2012. 6:30-8:00pm

Where: The Aquarium at the home of John and Jo Acres in Corvallis. Please park in the main parking lot of Crescent Valley High School to catch a shuttle to the event site. (We'll provide you with the private address when you RSVP)

Suggested contribution: $50/individual or $100/couple. However, smaller and larger contributions are gratefully accepted! You can bring checks to the event, contribute via Act Blue ( here), or mail them (please see above).

RSVP to: repsaragelser@yahoo.com or to (541) 757-6128. Please be sure to RSVP so that we can have enough refreshments and event shuttles, and so that I can provide you with the specific event address. RSVPs are kindly requested by Monday, April 30.

You can also RSVP via the Facebook Event Page ( here)

Accessibility: The event is held at a private home, but we want it to be accessible to all. If you have accessibility needs please let us know in advance so that we can ensure the event is enjoyable and convenient for you. Parking at the event site will be provided to those with mobility or endurance needs—just let us know so we can have your spot ready!

Thank you in advance for your support! As always, please don't hesitate to call or email me with your questions, concerns and ideas.

Sincerely,
Sara

3 ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS EMPLOYED BY STAHLBUSH FARMS CONVICTED OF MURDER OF 4th (LEGAL) IMMIGRANT
Three men convicted of the crime traditional among poor immigrants coming to this country over centuries - get blind drunk and engaging in violence upon one another - were convicted of beating a coworker to death in Linn County. "The three men then put the body in a sleeping bag, wrapped it with twine and dumped it in some brush nearby — between Interstate 5 and the warehouse on Belts Drive."

OSU "TRYSTING TREE", A SYMBOL OF STUDENTS' FIGHT AGAINST SEXUAL REPRESSION -  LISTED AS "STATE HERITAGE TREE"
 

The Tree, left in 1927. The new one, sprouted from the old, today

The famed "Trysting Tree" of OSU has been designated as a state heritage tree. During the early years of OSU, when men and women were confined to barracks- like dormitories, the branches of the tree provided lovers with a place to trade kisses and more. The Baptist president of OSU from Texas, August Strand, who made mandatory participation in religious activities, put a spotlight up to illuminate the tree, a tactic which was not eminently successful. Mr. Strand's successor used the Columbus Day Storm of 1962 as an excuse to cut the entire tree down. Today, the tree is an anachronism. Students now have all sorts of venues for their sexuality.
Leader of "Jail Beavers" Joe Avezzano Dead in Italy
Joe Avezzano, the OSU football coach who managed a single win against Fresno State between 2 14 game losing streaks, has died in mafia infested Milan, Italy, which is appropriate since Mr. Avezzano's football teams were in court so often he was reputed to be recruiting exclusively at parole board hearings, not an unexpected development from a Florida State alumna. He couldn't have been recruiting at high school football games, since his record was so miserable, losing 47 games and winning six during his tenure. He may have been responsible for the rules changes in the NCAA after the last scoreless college football game, the Toilet Bowl, against UO. But Mr. Avezzano was only the latest in a string of mediocrities at OSU, commencing with Dee Andros and ending only after Mike Riley took the helm. The first time.
City Council Meeting Disrupted by Local Whackos from Teabag Party
The City Council hearing on ridding the city of those terrible little plastic bags resembled hearings on styrofoam cups years ago. Everyone sane is against them, and the lunatic surrounding Bruce Harmon was true to form. The Teabaggers have been circulating emails from the John Birch Society telling one another - and anyone else who isn't too busy watching paint dry - that any attempt at controlling pollution is a communist plot. Twenty years ago, under Republican George H.W. Bush, the US signed onto a nice and meaningless UN "sustainability plan" called the Rio Declaration on Environment and Development, or Agenda 21.  The response of the whackos everywhere is the same: they want to stop any programs for clean energy or energy efficiency, because “blackhelicopters UNplotMichele BachmanncrazeyesSatan.”
Army, CIA Money Bankrolling Benton County Republicans - Demand an Investigation
Oregon legislator Brian Boquist's "Boquist Leadership Fund" is a corporate front organization opposing the Oregon referenda on increasing taxes for the ultra-rich, among whom he can count himself, thanks to his raiding of the public treasury. A list of contributors to the "fund" is a Who's Who of corporations: Comcast, Verizon, AT&T, Waste Mangement, Philip Morris, etc. And of course, Boquist himself, although a new lawsuit says that money came when Boquist "misappropriated 'thousands of dollars' from a U.S. military contractor and funneled the money to Republican Party candidates and causes in Oregon, according to a federal lawsuit filed by Boquist's former business partners."

Like all Republicans who scream about cutting taxes, he does so only to divert you from the hand he has rifling through the public's purse. Mr Boquist's International Charter Inc. (ICI) firm has had his hands out for $156 million in "defense" funds since the "election" of George Bush. ICI maintains a public image far removed from reality. In Nevada, for example, a Wells native says that ICI lodged a request to rent the hanger, saying the corporation had "a grant for the reforestation of Pinion Pines – which are generally considered to be an invasive nuisance to ranching... It also came out that the land granted to him from BLM would also be used as a private military training facility."

The latter seems closer to the truth, with ICI described as "a paramilitary force of well-armed Russian and American veterans who serve as military proxies". In Liberia and Sierra Leone, NGOs referred to ICI as "a bunch of spies". The corporation's helicopters in combat areas are Russian in manufacture, often with Russian pilots, but sport huge American flags on either side of the fuselage.

It hasn't always been easy.

In Liberia, where the CIA was replacing one dictator (Sam Doe) for another (Charles Taylor, now in the Hague for war crimes) of its choice, and Mr. Doe's allies were fleeing to the U.S. embassy: "Four months into the contract, rebels from the countryside spilled into the capital city of Monrovia, shooting people and burning homes. While black smoke hung over the city, refugees trying to escape the violence poured into the U.S. Embassy compound. All around them, corpses lay in the street. Boquist and his colleagues fled to the embassy from their downtown hotel—but when they got there, their superiors from DynCorp were nowhere to be found. 'They had left the day before,' Boquist says. 'Just disappeared.' Boquist tried to contact the company for several days and finally reached DynCorp's U.S. offices by telephone. 'Do the best you can to get your personnel out,' he recalls being told. By then, though, the airport in Monrovia was closed. Stranded in the burning city, Boquist and his colleagues armed themselves—buying weapons on the black market and picking up abandoned guns from the street—and defended the embassy and the refugees inside until U.S. military reinforcements arrived. 'It's easy to be patriotic when you don't have anyplace to go,' he says. Boquist hasn't forgiven DynCorp ('it was hell on earth'), but notes that it's only natural for businesses to be concerned with their bottom line."

The same appears true for Boquist own banking account. The lawsuit also says that Boquist diverted funds to the Powder River Cartridge Company, which Boquist and his wife own,  and "had been secretly diverting money from the firm" to. Powder River, together with ICI are the ONLY contributors to the Benton County Republicans' "Benton Victory Campaign". In other words, the Defense Department's funds are being regularly diverted to support Republicans in Benton County. Others should demand an investigation.

The path is not a direct one. ICI's funds come as a subcontractor for Defense Training Systems in Orlando Florida, which is a trade name of ILSC Holdings LC in Payson, Arizona, which in turn is a subsidiary of Katmai Government Services in Anchorage, Alaska. Katmai in turn is wholly owned by Ouzinkie Native Corporation, a native American firm based in Ouzinkie, Alaska, on the Kodiak archipelago. Why so indirect? A 1971 law, from the Nixon administration, allows firms owned by native Alaskans to be given no-bid contracts. Of the $29 billion secured by "native Alaskan" firms, most - according to a 2010 series in the Washington Post, benefit sleazebags like Boquist. There are some who are even worse. One more step in a long campaign to rip off the natives of all they have left.

The City's "Hip Chicks" Discover St. Patrick's Day and Celebrate with a Typical Irish Pastime like... Like WINE TASTING?!!
Everyone knows the Irish love a Guinness, or a good stout whiskey. But... but... wine?! In Corvallis, on St. Patrick's Day? Guess the "chicks" aren't so very "hip" after all. In fact, anything but... you'd have trouble finding something more clueless on St. Patrick's... maybe English pot pie.

Reason for Collapse of Local Honeybee Population Discovered

The good news is that scientists have figured out the reason for the collapse of the honey bee populations, which have alarmed local farmers and orchardists, now condemned to importing bees from the Midwest. The bad news? It's the seeds local corn growers are using, seeds imbued with the insecticides called neonicotinoids, made by the various firms involved in genetically manufactured food, like Syngenta, BASF, Sanofi, Novartis and the like.

PHIL KNIGHT AND NIKE ARE NOW TRYING TO BACK OUT OF AN EMBARRASSING GAFFE
For St. Patrick's Day, Nike decided to honor the Irish with a new shoe called the Black and Tan. Unfortunately, the Irish Black and Tans, named for their uniforms, were the English soldiers who terrorized the Irish population at the turn of last century, and especially among older populations, is remembered as fondly as a shoe named the Hitler would be viewed in Israel. The president of the Irish Lobby for Immigration Reform, Ciaran Staunton, said the name of the shoe "would be the American equivalent of calling a sneaker 'the Al Qaeda.'" Staunton added, "Is there no one at Nike able to Google Black and Tan?"

OREGON PREACHER WHO LED ANTI GAY ORG AND CAMPAIGN SUED BY UGANDANS

The Oregon preacher who was one of those who set the Ugandan government to killing all gays, and was head of the Oregon Christian Alliance is now being sued by a Ugandan gay rights group for his role. Scott Lively led the campaign to have a milder version, Measure 9, instituted in Oregon in 1992. He failed. But it was a close call for a time.

Big, Local Media Blurts It Out: Lamented Editor Actually Didn't Die from a Heart Attack in a Car Crash, but in the Bed of a Local Hooker.
The Portland Oregonian's editorial page editor Bob Caldwell died over the weekend, and the newspaper that employed him for 29 years honored his passing by reporting - after an initial fake report -  that he died while screwing a 23-year-old woman who was not his wife. Although he had one of those too. Mr. Caldwell was also a former editor of the Albany Democrat Herald which regular railed about marital bliss involving one woman and one man.

As Jim Romenesko chronicled this morning, the Oregonian's original obit for Caldwell noted his "big smile and a bigger laugh," and said he simply died of a heart attack and that "more information will be published as it becomes available." And boy did it become available! The paper soon ran an update to report the unfortunate circumstances of Caldwell's death:

Bob Caldwell, editor of The Oregonian's editorial pages, was in the Tigard apartment of a 23-year-old woman when he went into cardiac arrest Saturday afternoon.

The woman called 9-1-1 at 4:43 p.m. to report that Caldwell, 63, was coughing and then unresponsive after a sex act. Washington County sheriff's officers and medical personnel responded and transported him to Providence St. Vincent Medical Center, where he later was pronounced dead.

The woman told deputies she met Caldwell about a year ago at Portland Community College. Caldwell, she said, knew she didn't have much money, so he provided her cash for books and other things for school in exchange for sex acts at her apartment.

Caldwell had not given her money Saturday, she told deputies. They decided against pursuing prostitution charges. Deputies notified Caldwell's family of his death Saturday evening.

The Oregonian had previously reported, falsely, that Caldwell had died in his car, so it was in something of a spot: It had to correct that error somehow. But did the paper's editors and reporters really feel compelled to be the folks who broke the news that their old pal and colleague bought it while fucking a quasi-hooker four decades his junior?Is the way he died a story? Sure. It's great gossip. But why the Oregonian had to be the one to peddle it is beyond me. I suppose the editors knew that it would come out eventually, and didn't want to be accused of "covering up" an embarrassing story when it did. Which would sort of be true. But when that reporter for Willamette Week calls up to ask righteously, "Why didn't you report the news that your friend and colleague died suddenly, and quite young, in an extraordinarily embarrassing way that is likely extremely painful to his family?"—it's OK to say, "Because he was my friend and my colleague."

Is that special treatment? Protecting your own? Omerta? Maybe. It's not like every heart-attack story has to include exactly what was happening at the moment of death ("Smith was looking at internet porn when he began clutching his chest"; "Jones died half-way through a bowel evacuation"). But maybe it's OK to be a little hypocritical and protective when your own people actually die, permanently, forever?

Or maybe not. I don't really trust the current management in this regard, which is why I live clean.

UPDATE: Oddly enough, when Caldwell was arrested for a drinking and driving two years ago—an actual crime—his paper didn't report the story. They kind of got it backwards, I think.


OH SHOCK! SURPIIIIZE! CITY TURNS TO BIG EAST COAST PLASTICS CORPORATION FOR "GUIDANCE" ON PLASTICS POLICY
Readers of this column will not be startled to learn that the city has invited a huge plastics corporation to "participate" in the Administrative Service Committee's "discussions" about the proposed ban on plastic bags, backed by 50 businesses downtown and by 1000 who signed a Sierra Club petition. What would have been a slam dunk for the ocean's creatures has instead turned out to be a free- for- all for a huge South Carolina corporation, Hilex Poly, which has a long and ugly history of trying to bully those who don't agree with them. Based in South Carolina, where there is no anti-SLAPP law forbidding the use of lawsuits to discourage free speech, the company has been active. But of course, there has long been an active element in the city council who have dedicated themselves to service on behalf of corporate management. They do the same to neighborhoods and our associations.

CITY MANAGER'S CHOICE FOR POLICE CHIEF WILL GRATE ON MANY
The city of Corvallis has now learned the liability of having a fresh city manager on the job, in the appointment of the new city police chief. At times, over the past few years, the police in Corvallis have exhibited traits of being no more than an officially sanctioned gang. And in conversations, whether with citizens or privately with officials, of those events, the name of Jon Sassaman has come up as part of a small clique of in-force managers encouraging that

Right: Jon Sassaman

culture of unaccountable violence, which has included even "official" kidnapping at gunpoint. Now, he has been chosen by the newbie City Manager to head the force, contrary to the tendency of his predecessor to choose managers from outside the culture. Corvallis citizens should brace for a new round of assaults, killings, misbehavior and subsequent lawsuits, if Mr. Sassaman proves to be the thug that many believe him to be. And as we expect he is.

LOCAL TEABAGGER FRONT GROUP OF KOCH "BILLIONAIRES FOR BILLIONAIRE'S PROSPERITY" TRIES TO FIND SOME SIGN OF LIFE IN CORPSE

Above: Case in point; The gazette caption reads: "Linda Weimer, the Benton County chair of Americans for Prosperity". The operative word here is "chair".
Earlier post:
The moribund corpse of the Tea Party in Corvallis, which has managed a whopping 3 posts in the past 18 months on its Facebook page, is trying to move past its flatliner status, to re-create the proxy group for the rich. Both took a stand seat this week in front of the Courthouse at the same time as the Peace vigil. That was a fun photo-op. You could tell  the difference. The two morbidly obese in lawn chairs are the "Tea Party". Their funding group, "Americans for Prosperity", is one of those designated as "astroturf", as opposed to "grassroots", to point to its origin in the wallets of the rich. They received $40 million in the last year statistics are available, 2010. They have little to show for it locally. But they're not giving up - the billionaire Koch brothers plan to steer $200 million to their proxies this year. It's worth it for for the Kochs, since the little group screams in favor of tax breaks for the rich and fewer environmental regulations on the Koch's oil burning. Still, it's a lot of money for the hack who fronts the group locally.

LOCAL FIRM STILL IN DEEP TROUBLE

Kwaplah, a firm located in the basement of the Madison Plaza (where Starbucks is located, at 4th and Madison), was once touted as a "success story" by the Bush administration's SBA. Like many of the firms given prominence during the Bush era, its reputation is now badly tarnished by charges of corruption. After the World Bank banned the firm for "fraudulent practices and corruption", other banks with cross-disbarment agreements -which includes the African Development Bank Group, Asian Development Bank, the European Bank for Reconstruction and Development, the World Bank Group and the Inter-American Development Bank Group have announced intention to follow suit.

"Kwaplah" is a Klingon word, but it also, according to the patent attorney firm, Eric Pelton & Associates, "means 'all of us' in Liberian", which is nonsense. There is no "Liberian" language. There are more than 30 languages in Liberia, although the official language is English, from the American ex- slaves introduced by the American anti-slavery Societies in the nineteenth century (These ex-slaves mimicked the plantation owners of the Deep South, themselves engaging in forced labor and dominating Liberia until 1980, when Samuel Doe, of indigenous Liberian (Krahn) stock, overthrew their rule, which sent most packing to the U.S.) But you wouldn't expect anything but nonsense from a patent lawyer, would you? Like Baron Munchausen, they just "sorta make things up as they go".

 

Kwaplah claims to be "a corporation organized and existing under the laws of Liberia, engaged in the businesses including procuring agricultural equipment, automobiles, electrical equipment, general electronics appliances and accessories, laboratory equipment and other basic items for international NGOs, Liberia government and other foreign and domestics corporations." Kwaplah's website says it is "a disadvantaged and minority owned firm with its headquarters located at the Madison Plaza, in Corvallis, Oregon (USA), as well as continental Africa office in Monrovia, Liberia." And despite its African basis, the Bush administration extended tax-payer guaranteed loans through the Small Business Administration and Overseas Private Investment Corporation (despite its name, OPIC is a federally entity, established by the Nixon administration). Kwaplah received aid of $1,665,000 in 2005 alone and a similar amount in 2004. In fact the SBA issued a story line lauding Kwaplah as one of the Bush administration's "success stories", a story which continues to be carried on the company's website. Those loans raised eyebrows when Kwaplah's Liberian manager Abednego Dahn sold a mere 2 vehicles to the Liberian government for $166,080.00 and pocketed the money to startup his own firm, Global Network.

Mr. Mahn said at the time that " We have reason to believe that some government officials from Ministry of Finance and Central Bank of Liberia assisted Abednego in this criminal act." The investigation showed Mr. Dahn "purchased several vehicles set up his business, bought land and built houses with the stolen funds. Mr. Dahn, for his part, claimed the dustup was an employee action and that "he wrote Mr. Sherlock Mahn the President/ CEO Kwaplah International, and insisted that he would hold on to the checks until 'reasonable explanation in strict reference to his employment contract were addressed.'"  The same reporter wrote that Daniel Mahn "a member of the Board", claimed "Dahn has been boasting to me personally that he will bribe his way up to the Supreme Court and he will never step in jail for this crime as long as he has this money to spend... To our management surprise, the CID has not taken the balance of the money Abednego has in his possession to date. Instead, he is allowed to keep spending it to bribe his way through the system."  


 
Kwaplah did not, apparently, blink an eye at the loss of the money on the vehicles as to doing business in such a questionable environment, since "Mahn also said his company will continue its plan to invest US$2 million in Liberia, including the construction of the new car dealership on the Tubman Blvd and Police Academy Road" (in Liberia, likely at US taxpayer expense). Liberia has its own questions for Kwaplah, citing $40,000.00 apparently given over for a vehicle which can't be found, according to the GAC's 2007 report.

Dahn was not the first sketchy person to be associated with Kwaplah. A predecessor as CEO of Kwaplah Liberia, George Bolo, was one of the recipients of $1.4 million in questionable expenditures, according to a report submitted by the General Auditing Commission (GAC) to the Liberian legislature regarding the country's NASSCORP ("a statutory public trust charged with the administration of Liberia's Social Insurance Program. Its primary responsibility is to replace part of lost income due to injury, invalidity, old age or loss of life."  And  in the trial which followed the theft, the Kwaplah attorney was Lavalah Supuwood, who is listed in the declaration of war criminals by the Liberian Forum for the Establishment of a War Crimes Court in Liberia and maintained by the Voice of Liberia for having "ordered and witnessed the execution of 18 persons in Voinjama. The blood of the victims was drained in a white bucket for unknown reasons".  Supuwood is also currently the attorney for his former ally, Charles Taylor (whom Supuwood served as Secretary of Labor), now in the UN international war crimes trial on 17 counts. Mr. Taylor was arrested in Nigeria on an international war crimes warrant after being thrown out by the guerrillas (see Boquist article at far right column). Mr. Taylor's crimes were committed in Sierra Leone: "Churches and mosques were desecrated and despoiled as the remains of butchered bodies were common scenes: A dead woman’s body hung from a Lutheran Church window with brains scattered while her baby cried tied to her back after a massacre of over 600 innocent people; A two years old boy’s stomach was ripped open during a butcher practice in Duport Road; hundred other bodies were discovered burned, or badly mutilated; The Tellewoyan hospital, in Voinjama, diametrically served as the roasting room for almost two hundred innocent people, mostly women and children accused of loyalty to a warring party; they were taken hostage, jailed in the hospital and the building set ablaze."

Supuwood is not Mahn's only link to Charles Taylor. He has had his photo taken with Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf, the country's current ruler. At Taylor's trial he mentioned that Johnson-Sirleaf was one of those who was a co-founding member of his group, and the country's Reconciliation Commission named her as a war criminal and recommends she be barred from holding office for 30 years (most of the politicians currently active in the governments of Liberia and Sierra Leone have been accused, at one time or another, of war crimes or crimes against humanity). American taxpayers will wonder how in the hell the public's funds have gotten so intertwined in such a scenario but it gets work. At Taylor's UN trial, a deposition recounts how he was being held for embezzling nearly $1 million, but was freed from the jail by the CIA as it was changing the ruler of Liberia from one stooge (Doe) to another (Taylor) during the Reagan administration. The CIA denied the charge, but Taylor confirmed it in his war crimes trial. Taylor later became not only an ally of Republican George H. Bush, but a business partner with the Republican evangelist Pat Robertson. When Taylor was told by the G.W. Bush administration to step down in order to bring Liberia's Civil War to an end, Robertson went livid. "So we're undermining a Christian, Baptist president to bring in Muslim rebels to take over the country. And how dare the president of the United States say to the duly elected president of another country, 'You've got to step down.'". Robertson had used planes from his tax- exempt TV religious organization for the gold mining operation. "Elected" in the case of Charles Taylor was a euphemism for terror. There is, incidentally a god. There must be, since Robertson gold mining operation never found any of the ore.

As for Kwaplah, subsequent to the Dahn affair, it was business as usual. "Business as usual" says the World Bank, was "engaging in corrupt and fraudulent practices in Bank-financed projects implemented in the Democratic Republic of Congo, Tanzania, Ethiopia, Ukraine, Ghana, Gambia and Liberia". The bank has "banned Kwaplah International Co. Inc, a US-based company and its owner, M. Sherlock Mahn, together with any organization they directly or indirectly control for 12 years", the 2nd longest ban in the history of the bank. The Bank's agreements mean the African Development Bank Group, Asian Development Bank, the European Bank for Reconstruction and Development, the World Bank Group and the Inter-American Development Bank Group are all bound to bar the company as well. That left West Coast Bank, which Kwaplah says extended $1 million in credit (Kwaplah says "this amount is inadequate for the level of business we have" (the FDIC issued West Coast "a cease-and desist letter over unsound banking practices" and the company paid a $390,000.00 fine for gouging customers), Wells Fargo and US bank to front for the tax-payer's loans. Oh, and you - on gobignetwork, Kwaplah says it has a "very profit potential from 35% to 40% in margin". They want more of your money.

Kwaplah blames OSU student employed by the firm for the fraud and corruption cited by the World Bank: "Kwaplah's personnel consisted predominantly of Oregon State University students. At that time, Kwaplah compensation plan was based on the number of bids each employee submitted. This pay scheme coupled with lack of direct supervision and oversight led to few employees submitting improper bid securities to the countries listed in the World Bank Press Release". Uh huh.

CORVALLIS LEGISLATOR FRANK MORSE WANTS TO SEND OUR LOCAL STUDENTS AND OUR ELDERLY TO PRISON FOR USING CELL PHONES, EMAIL AND THE INTERNET FOR JOY


Maybe you saw the beautiful performance at Christmas time of Handel's Hallelujah by a "flash" chorus who suddenly appeared in a mall and went “viral” on youtube.

Or you might have caught the flash mob of hundreds of OSU students who suddenly appeared at the campus library last year or the flash mob of Bollywood dancers at OSU. Or perhaps you saw the Occupy the Post Office movement to save rural mail delivery or even the flash mob of Corvallis seniors from four retirement centers who suddenly descended on the mall and sang carols and danced at Christmas time.

Now, Corvallis's Frank Morse, in the legislature, wants to make flash mobs a felony. Technically, flash dancers and singers are "trespassing" and even "violating copyrights" , but frankly – FRANK -who really cares? Except you?
This bill could make felons of five Corvallis Middle School students who lip synched Justin Bieber’s “Baby" for youtube.

The Kappa Delta sorority sisters and Lambda Chi Alpha brothers could also be charged with felonies for organizing lip synchs ("Mock Rock") to benefit the Corvallis Center Against Rape and Domestic Violence and other charities - Frank Morse wants to see those students doing some serious time for that offense. To say nothing of what would be done to the local buskers who successfully tested the city ordinance with the help of the ACLU last year.

And the local tribute bands - Joey Porter, Mad Dogs and No Englishmen, Stairway Denied, etc.
Yes, technically, that's a crime for violating copyrights. Who really cares, Frank, except YOU? Who suffers, except you and a handful of other Republican legislators who seem to lie awake at nights scheming up new ways of hindering people from spreading happiness?

Senate Bill 1534: "A person commits the crime of aggravated solicitation if, with the intent of causing two or more other persons to engage in specific conduct constituting a crime, the person uses an electronic communication to command or solicit other persons to engage in that conduct at a specific time and at a specific location...In a prosecution under this section, the state need not prove that the electronic communication was received by specific persons or that the defendant intended for specific persons to engage in the criminal activity...a Class C felony if the offense solicited is a misdemeanor or a Class C felony."

Send Frank a message 
,
Inform him that these old guys who didn't grow up with smart phones or the internet should get a grip. This is one more infringement on our civil liberties.

Tell Morse to stop trying to mess things up. Tell him you weren't surprised to learn that this legislature has an agenda of overturning the public referendum (Measure 67) so they can cut the taxes of the ultra-rich even further (HB4070, etc.), or that they want to decimate wildlife for the sake of the developers and the finance corporations which back them (HB4006, etc.). But this - this is too much. Here we draw the line. We stopped S.O.P.A. (look it up, Frank), and we'll stop this bill too.

Note: After emails, phone calls and testimony inundated the clowns like Morse who carried this bill forward, and magazine articles in Mother Jones, DailyKos, and the Salem News, this little piece of Nazi paraphenalia seems dead in the water.


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When I first heard about the lost mushroom foragers, I kind of assumed they'd eaten the wrong kind of mushrooms — or the right kind, depending on your intention. I'll admit this theory was inspired by the completely unsubtle field of poppies scene in The Wizard of Oz. But sometimes a mushroom expedition is just a mushroom expedition, and this family of three simply got lost. The story of how they survived, however, is delightful, as reported by the AP.

"Three mushroom pickers took refuge in a hollowed out tree after getting lost in an Oregon forest, fighting wintry chills for six days and drinking water from streams until a helicopter pilot spotted them."

Back up. They were living in a hollowed out tree like Keebler elves. The only thing more exciting to me would be if they'd somehow managed to construct mushroom houses in the style of the Smurfs. (For this to work, I believe you have to be exactly three apples tall.) The whole story just has a magical feel, down to the mystical mushrooms they were seeking.

The ordeal began last Sunday when the three went out looking for hedgehog mushrooms, an orange-topped fungus prized by mushroom hunters for its sweet and nutty flavor.

Yeah, I know none of this is actually magic. Hollowed out trees are valid shelter. Orange-topped hedgehog mushrooms are delicious and real. Even the fact that the family survived and endured minimal injuries is likely more good luck than "a miracle," as Curry County Sheriff John Bishop put it.

But listen — you have your Super Bowl, I have my delusions of a lost family making grasshopper cookies in a hollow tree. What's important is that everyone involved survived, whether by good fortune or intervention from the fae world.


We all knew that formerly Corvallis rock star  Courtney Love wasn't going to win the mother of the year award anytime soon, but things between her and her daughter, Frances Bean Cobain, are really quite insane. Frances thinks Courtney killed her dog and her cat!

The friends of Bill W. over at The Fix got their hands on the previously-sealed petition for a restraining order that Frances took out on Courtney in 2009. In her deposition, Frances said her cat died when it was crushed "in piles of Etsy fabrics, boxes of paperwork, trash and other possessions." Yes, Courtney's hoarding killed Frances cat. Apparently the dog died after eating a pile of Courtney's pills.

There are some other startling details too. Frances, of course, mentions Courtney's obsession with "fraud" which was the subject of a Vanity Fair article, but also says her mom dragged her to an ex's house so she could scream at him in the middle of the night, that she once threatened to jump off a balcony in front of Frances, and that she "basically exists now on...Xanax, Adderall, Sonata and Abilify, sugar and cigarettes." Yup, that sounds like our Courtney.


Behind its bland front façade, the house is an asylum for victims of a darker side of society: the child sex-trafficking industry.

With few models to base the shelter off of, the dedicated group of community organizations that drew together to create the new long-stay refuge essentially built it from the ground up. Portland's shelter is more or less flying blind, pouring $300,000 and years of work into an innovative program. The experts who put the shelter together are putting their faith in a surprising place: trusting teens.

Building an honest and open relationship with adults is vital to the young victims' recovery. Rather than being a traditional lockdown facility, the shelter is built around the idea of openness and inclusion.

MISSING THE NUMBERS

Statistics about child sex trafficking are completely unreliable, as victims rarely report cases, so there's no irrefutable evidence that child sex trafficking in Portland is more prevalent than in any other major city. But unlike other major cities, Portland has put real money toward the problem. The youth shelter, which opened in December after years of behind-the-scenes work, is, sadly, more of a unique situation than it should be. Multnomah County Commissioner Diane McKeel, one of the leading supporters of the county's efforts to fund the shelter in August, has been working hard to secure more solidified shelters across the city for this need.

"I always thought of sex trafficking as more of an international, rather than a domestic, issue," says McKeel. "But it's happening here and now. These are our children. Let's take this to the next level."

Nationally, the US State Department estimates that around 100,000 children are trafficked each year—but it's equally hard to count on the accuracy of this approximation. The challenge of identifying these victims, as well as their pimps, biases statistics of the local trafficking problem, minimizing the enormity of the issue. Sergeant Mike Geiger at Portland Police Bureau's (PPB) Human Trafficking Unit estimates that the unit picks up an average of two trafficked children a week. But, "it ebbs and flows," he says.

A PRICKLY PAST

Whether its reputation is deserved or not, Portland launched into the national media as a hotspot for child sex trafficking in 2009, when a cross-country FBI sex work sting picked up seven underage prostitutes in the Rose City—ranking second only to Seattle and scoring us the nickname "Pornland" from Dan Rather. ["Confessions of a Teenage Prostitute," Feature, Sept 3, 2009]. Following the negative publicity, the Oregon House of Representatives passed a bill distributing stickers about the state's human sex-trafficking hotline. But if an underage sex worker called the hotline looking for help, the best they could hope for was to wind up in a local youth shelter that deals with all sorts of kids, not just those exploited by sex trafficking. In November 2010, Mayor Sam Adams announced that "Portland has a reputation for sustainability, as a livable place," but that reputation has been "stained by becoming a hub for juvenile sex trafficking."

For the first time in decades, local child-sex-trafficking combatants have hope and excitement for real, long-term change.

NOT YOUR TYPICAL SHELTER

With few examples on which to model the shelter, the dedicated group of community organizations that drew together to create the new long-stay refuge essentially built it from scratch.

Unlike the handful of other sex-trafficking shelters in the country, Portland's shelter is aiming to feel more like a friendly home than an institution—it won't be locked down, so the youth can leave whenever they want. It's also the only shelter to work with kids of all genders (it already has one transgender teen client). Welcoming victims with diverse backgrounds—and getting them to voluntarily stick around—is complicated.

"What if the child is Native American? Has children of their own? Doesn't speak English?" asks Joslyn Baker, collaboration specialist at Multnomah County's Commercial Sexual Exploitation of Children (CSEC) program. "There are lots of teenagers with lots of layers that need individual attention. We have developed a place that responded to these needs."

Instead of solely targeting the issue at hand, sexual abuse, the shelter encompasses all relevant adolescent problems, completing the picture.

Along with seven bedrooms, a kitchen, and living room, the space offers on-site tutoring for students who may be years behind their grade level, on-call counseling, and legal advocacy. The shelter will work with anyone under 18, but according to the PPB's Geiger, the average age for child sex workers in Portland is between 12 and 14 years of age. The shelter is designed to focus on all the bumpy aspects of adolescence with the added trauma of being exploited by trafficking.

"Now that there is a long-term, population-specific shelter available, we have the next step to care in place," says Esther Nelson, program manager for Portland's Sexual Assault Resource Center (SARC), who usually deals with emergency, short-term situations. "I am hopeful."

FROM THE GROUND UP

According to Baker of the CSEC, it took the right combination of people—and some financial support—to get the shelter up and running.

"We were already on the right path in 2009—we just needed that extra boost," Baker says. "The system was overwhelmed with need and underwhelmed with funding."

In 2010, they got that boost by receiving a $47,000 grant from a melting pot of city and local church funds and then $258,000 in funding from the county in August, cementing the shelter's future. Five organizations teamed up to develop the shelter: PPB's Human Trafficking Unit, social service agency Janus Youth, SARC, CSEC, and counseling center LifeWorks NW, which works with adult sex workers.

"We feel strongly that long-term, consistent attachments to safe adults is one of the key factors that can assist youth in their healing process," says Nelson of SARC.

SETTING THE STAGE

Prior to the shelter's development, child sex-trafficked victims taken off the street were sent to Harry's Mother, a Janus Youth runaway crisis shelter, or the program's main office. "A crisis shelter is always in crisis," says shelter director and Janus Youth veteran Kevin Donegan. He and others think it's crucial to not just make another crisis shelter, but to establish a calm environment where children are surrounded by similar peers, with the intention of setting an entirely new stage for growth.

"This isn't an institutional, lockdown facility. I won't be tackling anyone who wants to leave," says Donegan. "All I ask for is a conversation before they leave to make sure they're safe."

The inside of the house echoes this idea. The seven bedrooms each look like pages out of a Pottery Barn catalog, equipped with colorful, comfortable furniture, stuffed animals, a box of chocolates, and a basket of first-aid and health needs. The living room hosts a large wrap-around couch fit for movie watching—Donegan offers his Netflix account to all guests—and a hefty stack of board games. The only unusual decor is a pair of surveillance cameras in each hallway. The shelter aims for rescued kids to stay among the counselors and comfy sofas for at least 30 days, but they can stay for as long as a year. Parents have to consent to their kids' stay at the facility, though Donegan says that most family members are happy to have their child in a safe space rather than in an unknown, dangerous location.

Up to the point where they reach the shelter, the adult authority figures that most of the troubled teens have come into contact with is often the least trusted: the police.

"The child's pimp teaches these children that the police are the bad guys," says PPB's Geiger. "The biggest challenge we face is redirecting a child's thought that we are safe and that they are not the criminal, but the victim." Once the police find the child, it could take months to get the name of their pimp from them, giving the trafficker ample time to leave the area. Geiger says he hopes the new shelter's comfortable and stress-free environment will bring more victims out of the woodwork.

"With this level of trauma, there's no quick solution here," says Geiger. "But I think we can be encouraged that we've not just abandoned the issue, we're moving it in the right direction."

 
 
 
Weekly Column from ColorofChange.org
COLOR US AMERICA

 
You and thousands of other ColorOfChange members are making a huge impactin our campaign urging corporations to stop supporting the American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC). We want to give you a quick update on our progress and let you know how you can help.

Major companies are leaving ALEC in response to our campaign. After hearing from us about ALEC's work spreading laws which suppress the Black vote — and ALEC's link to the "shoot first" law used to justify the killing of Trayvon Martin — companies including Pepsi, Coca-Cola, Kraft,1 McDonald's,2 Mars,3 and Yum Brands4(which owns KFC and Taco Bell) have all stopped supporting ALEC.

Two weeks ago, news broke that several corporations had left ALEC in response to our campaign, and we've been working hard to convince more companies to follow suit. ColorOfChange members have made thousands of phone calls to companies that refuse to leave ALEC, and we've shone a spotlight on these corporations in the media.

It's working. A steady stream of big companies has continued to leave ALEC — at least 12 have now stopped funding ALEC's dangerous agenda.5 Our campaign has been covered by major news outlets including NPR,6,7 CNN,8,9 MSNBC,10,11,12 the Washington Post,13 Time,14 the Associated Press,15 Reuters,16 the New York Times,17 Current TV18 and Democracy Now.19 Meanwhile, Fox News20 and other right wing media outlets have attacked us as the campaign gains steam. And ALEC is retreating — this week they announced that they are ending their "Public Safety & Elections Task Force" — the committee within ALEC that was responsible for discriminatory voter ID and "shoot first" laws.21ALEC is saying they will only focus on "economic" work moving forward.

We've forced ALEC to admit that much of its agenda is simply indefensible, and that's a testament to the power of everyday people to hold corporations and organizations like ALEC accountable. But ALEC's latest move is a PR stunt to try to stop their corporate donors from leaving. We have no reason to believe ALEC when they say they won't continue working to disenfranchise voters. And we know that ALEC's so-called "economic" work consists of policies designed to benefit rich and powerful corporations at the expense of people of color,22,23 workers,24 and the environment.25 Many major corporations are continuing to fund that toxic agenda.

It's incredibly inspiring what we've been able to achieve together so far. Our partners and allies have been a huge help in this fight. Members of CREDO Action, People for the American Way, the Progressive Change Campaign Committee, SumOfUs, and United Republic have joined ColorOfChange members in signing petitions and making phone calls to companies that support ALEC. Overall, more than 450,000 people have called on companies to stop funding ALEC. And organizations like the Center for Media and Democracy, the Center for American Progress, Common Cause, and Progress Now have done excellent work to expose ALEC and hold its members accountable.

We hope you'll take a moment to celebrate what we've accomplished so far, and join us in taking this campaign to the next level.
Thanks and Peace,

-- Rashad, Gabriel, Dani, Matt, Natasha, Kim and the rest of the ColorOfChange.org team
 
 
 

 A Weekly Column from Emily's List

A WORD FROM EMILY'S
Frankly, I'm disgusted that I even have to write this message. You would think that if any issue was safe from political posturing, it would be violence against women.

But no. Next week, the Senate is scheduled to vote on renewing the Violence Against Women Act, and Republicans can't stop playing politics for a single day on an issue this important. Many, many Republicans in Congress have announced their opposition to renewing the Act -- including some of those running against our women.

This vote could actually be close. It's enough to make me want to throw up my hands and scream. But that won't help the women who need the protections in this law.

What will help them? Showing them that we're standing together to protect women's health and safety.
Since President Clinton first signed it, the Violence Against Women Act has given law enforcement agencies the tools they need to stop domestic violence, and given women resources to protect themselves. This legislation has saved countless lives, and every time it has come up in Congress for renewal, it has passed easily and with bi-partisan support.

But now we're facing a new political reality, one where the Republican Party is run by its most extreme elements. Something that used to be a no-brainer is now just another political football for Republicans to use to impress the Tea Party radicals who are calling the shots for them.

Make no mistake: they are playing politics with women's lives.

We can win this. There are Republicans wavering, a few who know this is too important for politics and are ready to buck their party to support renewing VAWA. But they need to hear from you.
I don't need to tell you that our EMILY's List champions in the Senate are leading the fight to protect women. And we're going to keep working to elect more pro-choice women to fight for us -- like Barbara Mikulski and Patty Murray and Dianne Feinstein -- so the next time VAWA comes up for renewal, there is no fight. But there's no time to waste if we want to win this fight today. Thanks for your support.


Warmly,Stephanie Schriock
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Dear Savage,
I'm a 43-year-old woman, married for 19 years, and I need your help! Like most middle-aged moms, I read Fifty Shades of Grey. I understand that it is fiction. But it has motivated me to spice things up in the bedroom. The problem is that my husband is a dud. He's not open to trying anything that isn't missionary or doggy. That's the extent of it. I feel as if I've tried everything. He's happy with the way things are. Period. What do I do?

-Woman Has Interesting Perversions

Here's what you do: Get in a time machine and go warn your younger self not to make the same mistake that so many women make in their 20s. That is, dumping guys with relatively harmless, easily indulged kinks—the foot fetishists, the guys who wear panties, the guys who want their girlfriends to wear superhero costumes while they peg their ass—because kinky guys are "weird," "not normal," or "probably gay."

Backing way the hell up for a moment: I've been writing about sex and relationships, men and women, kinky sex and vanilla sex for 20 years. It is my informed opinion that men typically become aware of their kinks—they typically become hyperaware of them—when they're teenagers. Many women, on the other hand, don't seem to become aware of their kinks until they're in their 30s or 40s. Maybe it has something to do with the sexual peak, which men are believed to hit in their teens and women in their 30s (and which many people believe to be bullshit), or maybe it simply takes women longer to overcome the misogynist slut-shaming that they're subjected to as girls and to openly embrace their sexualities and sexual interests.

Whatever the cause, I've seen it happen again and again: A woman tosses aside a series of decent but somewhat kinky guys until she finds a guy whose sexual interests are "normal," e.g., missionary, doggy, and no-hands-on-the-back-of-the-head oral. And that's the guy she marries. Then, 10 or 20 years later, she develops some "weird," "not normal," "probably gay" sexual interests of her own. Now she wants to spice things up, but—fuckadoodledoo—20 years ago, she dumped a nice kinkster and married a total sexual dud instead.

So here's what you do: Get in a time machine and go tell your twentysomething self not to dump someone because he's kinky, WHIP, because one day you're going to come into your own kinks. And when that day comes, you'll want to be able to say something like this to your husband: "So, hey, you know how I've been jerking you off with my feet/letting you wear my panties/dressing up like Aquagirl and fucking your ass for the last 19 years? It's been a lot of fun, honey, and you know I love you and you know I love your kinks. But it's payback time. I just finished reading this book, and it really turned me on and now I wanna get caned and you're going to cane me."

If you don't have access to a time machine, WHIP, tell your husband that while he may be happy with the way things are, you're not. Which means things have to change.
- Dan Savage

 
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Dear Mexican
DEAR MEXICAN: Why do Mexicans change their names, seemingly at whim? For example, Antonio Garcia Rodriguez is Antonio Garcia on Monday and Antonio Rodriguez on Wednesday. And by Saturday, he might call himself Pedro Garcia! Is this a plot to confuse whitey? It's working if it is!

No More Nombres

DEAR GABACHO: From the moment a Mexican is born until the day he's seis pies abajo, a Mexican's sole goal in life is to confound gabachos—commanded so by diosito en el cielo in Leviticus, it is. But the long-winded names Mexicans use isn't part of that conspiracy. You can actually find a version of your question in my ¡Ask a Mexican! book (BUY BUY BUY in the next week, and you get a free ¡Ask a Mexican! tote bag . . . or not), but let me reiterate: Traditionally, a Mexican's full name constituted four parts—a first name, a middle nombre, a surname and the mother's apellido (more than a few Mexis drop the middle name and use those initials to create cool belt buckles). This insistence on honoring the maternal and paternal sides of the familia, however, wrecks desmadre on American legal forms, which frequently mistake the maternal name for the last name, a middle name for a surname or a surname for a middle name. And now you know why far too many Mexis get pulled aside by the TSA—oh, and that whole Tío Lencho-looks-like-Saddam Hussein thing.

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 CHRISTY'S CRIME BEAT:   
 

 
See archives from preceding weeks here.
This Week's Terrible
Crimes:
Left: Philomath's Travis Marshall Weiner, busted for theft, burglary, felon with a weapon, burglary tools

The week has been a quiet one, maybe because the Risland clan is out of town (except Tyson, who was busted again). Or the residents of Philomath and Linn County - who are responsible for 90% of Corvallis's crime. are too busy planning the summer Frolics and County Fair. Most of the crimes which did occur have a familiar Corvallis ring - the theft of  pot, potting soil (likely for sprouting pot), the re-arrest of Linus Ezra Morgan, who was busted for trying to steal 2 books in March, etc. There was that one incident with the prank which turned into a h false bomb alert, and another hoax where cops intervened after neighbors reported a 15 year old screaming as she was chased down the street by an adult male. The latter turned out to be a case of teens re-enacting the century old ritual of ringing some stranger's doorbell and running - repeatedly.
There was also a case of some guy trying to keep somebody from dialing in a 911 domestic violence call.

Right: Toledo's Joshua Loren Vanhoorebeke, wanted at the Coast, was busted for meth, burglary tools and lying to the cops about who he is.

Most of the arrest news this week involved Republican politicians, including that of Gregory Alvin Taylor, of Klamath Falls, after he was arrested here in Corvallis when a heroic little kid "younger than 6" screamed at him, "Let go of my penis!" and the family came running.

Left: Republican legislative candidate Gregory Alvin Taylor, busted for child sex abuse.
Above: Sarah Phillips and Nilesh Pradesh, from the Deadspin site
Above left: NOT Sarah Phillips, though this picture was posted on her blog. Above right: Sarah Phillips' high school album photo.

The most interesting news related to alleged crimes this week involves a local couple alleged to have bilked others on the web out of money and access to their web sites. Sarah Phillips, above right, was the public image of the couple, though not quite since she also posted another woman's photo as herself, according to the site which exposed her. Ms Phillips was partnered with another Corvallis resident, Nilesh Prasad, who also worked at T-Mobile. The Deadspin website, which first exposed the pair, quotes a source who says the 2 were fired in 2010 for selling T-mobile phones on e-bay, activating them, and then claiming a commission from T-mobile, which they say was unaware of the scheme. Ironically, Ms Phillips works at the AT&T store at present, a job she is likely to lose as her past employment history becomes better known and publicized.
Various websites have quoted classmates saying the pair went to high school at Sheldon in Eugene together, but dropped out of sight inexplicably. To make a long story short, the various web sites investigating the strange story have pieced together the following, whether accurate or not:  Mr. Prasad, the sites say, spent his time in high school learning how to pick winners in sports games. After, he went to work writing for Covers, a web site dealing with sports gambles, but his sidekick Sarah was the front for the couple, largely in name. When ESPN invited "her" to join them, Sarah's picture was not, apparently regarded as sexy enough, and they began posting another woman's photo instead, say those who claim to know.
The 2 then, says Deadspin, launched their plan to bilk established authors of their material and/or money. One or more of them complained to Deadspin. The rest is History.
The local law enforcement authorities have not charged Ms. Phillips although that may come. Probably not, since none of the law enforcement in town seems to be especially adept at, or even interested in, arresting white collar criminals accused of swindling people who live elsewhere. Where are the headlines - and the votes -  in THAT?

And with the way credit agencies from out of town are using local cops across the country to put debtors in jail, who can blame the cops for not responding knee-jerk to cries for law enforcement by out- of- towners?  For example, how did breast cancer survivor Lisa Lindsay end up behind bars? She didn't pay a medical bill -- one the Herrin, Ill., teaching assistant was told she didn't owe. "She got a $280 medical bill in error and was told she didn't have to pay it," The Associated Press reports. "But the bill was turned over to a collection agency, and eventually state troopers showed up at her home and took her to jail in handcuffs."

Most of the cops are on the take, if you believe this week's news stories. Even the canines, notes the nation's humorists: "Less than 24 hours after being promoted to staff sergeant decorated canine unit dog Chips was implicated by fellow officers Friday in a long series of felony misconduct charges, a development that has cleared all members of the force previously accused of the crimes. "It's really heartbreaking to see a good dog you admire and respect go down like this," recently exonerated narcotics detective Charles Mitchell said of the 82-pound German shepherd, who had previously been commended for bravery on eight separate occasions and is now being held on counts ranging from harassment and evidence tampering to shooting an unarmed citizen during an investigation. "I felt really conflicted about turning evidence on him, but he was somehow able to steal 18 pounds of marijuana from a bust we worked together and then hide it in my garage, so what was I supposed to do?" Other absolved officers added that Chips' arrest is especially difficult for the precinct after last month's suicide of police horse Ranger, who hung himself from a beam in his stable while under investigation for defrauding the department's pension fund of tens of thousands of dollars.

Right: Daniel Ray Marker

Mr. Marker's Facebook page says he has lived in Albany, Philomath, Fort Leonard Wood and Schofield Barracks in Hawaii, but was born in Corvallis. He was arrested in November. Cops say he "sneaked into the room of the 22-year-old woman and sexually assaulted her while she was sleeping. He was charged with first-degree sex abuse and attempted sexual penetration with an object.
Marker dated the woman for about a month, police said, but the couple broke up at the end of October. They were still living together at the time of the attack, which allegedly occurred Nov. 1." He's been charged this week with 1st degree sex abuse. Mr. Marker's case illustrates a curious phenomenon: half the sex criminals in Oregon are veterans.

Left: Jesse Samuel Sutter

Mr.Sutter is charged with illegal fondling, witness tampering and coercion. But you can't be making snap judgments in cases like these. Cops say a 189 year old girl "woke up around 4 a.m. on April 21 to find Jesse Samuel Sutter touching her genitals with his fingers. She said she went to bed clothed and woke up naked.
He had four pictures of the naked woman on his cell phone that he was planning to use for self-gratification... [Mr.] Sutter reportedly threatened the girl, who had been drinking that night, that he was going to pursue charges of furnishing alcohol to a minor if she did not back off on the sexual assault charges."


There is a Jesse Sutter, same exact age, who was a Santiam Christian wrestler. And these Christian schools are notorious for producing kids without the slightest idea of sexual ethics, the law, STDs or pregnancy. It's no coincidence that the highest rates of teen pregnancy come from schools with Christian abstinence programs.

Case in point: Bristol Palin. Ms Palin is setting the record straight about ‘putting a ring on it’ vs ‘trial marriage’ (getting laid). Despite her past struggles of tagging hockey players, having a child out of wedlock and being a Christian, Bristol is super totally not “doing it” with the hot dude Wonkette said Bristol was totally doing it with. Bristol is a good Christian, but now she wants to show how bad it is for everyone else but her to get it without being married first. Bristol, through her years of experience, has found the only way to have sex and be ok with it is to put a shiny piece of metal on her finger and getting the ‘do it’ from Jesus.

Bigger case in point; right wing Christian sheriff of Orange County, Mike Carona, now doing federal prison for his role in trying to cover up a millionaire buddy's son organizing a gang rape.

The lack of ethical guidance in Christian schools should come as no surprise since the "blood diamond" business partner of the schools' primary backer, Pat Robertson, was convicted for his role war crimes this week involving the most barbaric treatment of kids. And the star of the Christian Right, Sara Palin, this week is saying that the outlawing of child labor (not the predominance of the Christian right wing nuts in the Republican Party) is the source of "America’s decline". And this year's Republican mantra upheld: "Leave no child a dime." If you want ethics, stay away from churches and church schools. That's the last place you'll find some.

Cops say it was a week of obsession among women. Above: Desirea Lynn Clay (left), busted for violating a no- contact order (an earlier sheriff's report says she was also arrested 6 days earlier), and Christina Marie Clay, busted for a string of offenses on Adair Road. Cops say Ms. Curry "walked into her ex-boyfriend’s house unannounced, took his phone and got into his pickup. The man got his phone back, but then Curry took a shovel and broke the sliding glass door at the residence. She was arrested on charges of first-degree burglary, second-degree theft, first-degree criminal mischief, first-degree criminal trespassing, possession of burglar’s tools and unlawful entry into a motor vehicle. She caused an estimated $1,601 damage"
Cops say she's from Salem, and there is a Christina Curry in Salem, who works at the Waxx Spot there, doing body waxing. Her Facebook photo looks remarkably like the mug shot.

Left: the Facebook photo. The Facebook page reads: "if you search craigslist sexual encounters stay the fuck away from me."

One can only wonder if that statement refers to the guy cops say was her victim.

Right: Tanner Levi Abbott

Mr. Abbott - from Albany, of course - has been busted here before. Last June, he claimed a bunch of guys pissed him off so he broke out a bus window. This time around, he's been charged again with disorderly conduct and a weapon violation.

We've said it before. The local sheriff is always saying she needs a bigger jail. Not true. Albany and Philomath need bigger jails, not Corvallis. And since the freeloaders in those towns don't want to pay for one, we can do the next best thing. Put up a toll booth at both ends of town, with a $50 toll charged incoming traffic, applicable to bail when the inevitable occurs.

Left: Yamhill County klepto Travis Wayne Ingram was busted here again for burglary and theft.

Mr. Ingram has a long history of thievery, and was busted with fellow Yamhill klepto James Moss, arrested in Mcminnville for his 49th time, in February. Mr. Ingram is this week's winner of the Risland scholarship, with its free case of adult diapers (see below). Something needs done about these little Republican shitholes where the parents walk down to the polls every year to vote for known criminals then spend the next year wringing their hands about why their kids turn into such major ne'er- do- wells. Jail the parents.

Left: Michael Todd Morefield

Mr. Morefield is charged with failing to register as a sex offender, with 4 counts of ID theft, with theft and forgery. He has previously been charged with meth, selling pot, guns, etc.  He is listed as a registered sex offender from Mississippi, which is significant since even bestiality is widely accepted as normal in the South, where a Republican candidate for Governor says that in the region, "your first girlfriend is a mule".  The state's most honored figure married his cousin when she was in the 7th grade. He was 22 and she was his 3rd wife. Who knows what sort of mayhem you have to commit in Mississippi to become a registered sex offender?

Mississippi is a state where the officials of the officially sanctioned prisons operated by Wells Fargo's GEO raped kids regularly. Well that is a fine how-do-ye-do! Barack Hussein Obama loves 13-year-old juvenile offenders in Mississippi private prisons more than he loves the upstanding citizens who beat and rape them! A “scathing decision” from a federal judge, following a report by the Department of Justice, said the Walnut Grove Youth Correctional Facility allowed “a cesspool of unconstitutional and inhuman acts and conditions to germinate, the sum of which places the offenders at substantial ongoing risk.” And now GEO, the Boca Raton-based private prison company that ran it, has pulled out of all three of its prisons in Mississippi! What does Barack Obama have against capitalism and the private prison-industrial complex!!?!
Oh, this maybe:
"Prison staff had sex with incarcerated youth, which investigators called “among the worst that we’ve seen in any facility anywhere in the nation.”
Poorly trained guards brutally beat youth and used excessive pepper spray as a first response.
The prison showed “deliberate indifference” to prisoners possessing homemade knives, which were used in gang fights and inmate rapes.
Some guards had gang affiliations.

Left: Chieftain of the GEO pedophile ring, Wells Fargo CEO John Stumpf

Does the Southern Poverty Law Center perhaps have some thoughts on this?
Sheila Bedi, deputy legal director at the Southern Poverty Law Center, said that her group is considering legal action against the prison.
Regarding Walnut Grove, Bedi said whoever takes over management of the facility, at least the juvenile offenders held there will be safer under the court order.
"Some of the more significant relief includes an agreement to remove all children from that facility, and to put them in a stand-alone unit that will be operated by the Mississippi Department of Corrections and governed by juvenile justice, as opposed to adult correctional standards,” she said.
Pffft. There we go, coddling 13-year-old criminals by not raping them maybe. Has Barack Obama at long last no sense of shame? AND WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN? Oh right.


But the strangest crime locally was the bust of Chase Smith and Kara Bemoll for trespassing, with Mr. Smith also busted for criminal trespassing with a firearm. At 180 NW 5th. 180 NW 5th is the address of the police station.

Local Tweaker and petty thief Stephen Christopher Griffin

Mr. Griffin is only 30 and has managed to splash his mug shot around Oregon many times as a helpless meth addict and thief. He is another candidate for the Risland scholarship (see below), which comes with a case of adult diapers. This week, in Corvallis, he's been charged with various thefts, possessing burglary tools, giving cops a fake name, etc. But at least it's not Oklahoma, since Mr. Griffin wasn't carrying an exploding portable meth lab in his pants:

"The passenger of an SUV stopped for speeding took off after the trooper inquired about a chemical smell emanating from his pants. The trooper eventually caught up with 54-year-old Davis Williams, and the two began to tussle. "After a brief struggle it was determined there was an active meth lab in his pants that burst during the struggle and got all over his body".

Right: Jordan Devin Reeves

Perennial local turd Mr. Reeves has been in jail almost as much as out for thievery and meth, but also for trespass, possession of burglary tools, stealing ID, pretty- you- name- it, if it has to do with drugs or theft. Mr. Reeves needs to go to Albany, where he would fit in with the locals quite well. He's really out of his league - and his element - here.

Left: Joan Jeris Wall

Fellow turd-ette, Philomath's Ms. Wall is accused of continuing her habits of the last several years, doing drugs and stealing - especially IDs and credit cards - from cars as once again, Linn County, Philomath and the Risland clan accounted for 90% of Corvallis crimes.

But Florida has come up with an answer to the crime problem. one which is characteristic of things Floridian. Weston, Florida – Floridians can breathe a sigh of relief and unlock their doors at night. There is no more need for police officers, and every senior citizen is now safe without the threat of being eaten by rap zombies. How did Weston create such an amazing utopia for its residents? How did they erase all crime and cause everyone to live in peace and harmony? Did they steal the playbook from Hidden Valley? The answer has been there the entire time and leaders around the world are kicking themselves in the asses for not thinking of it first. The answer to stopping all crime is to stop all dancing.


Maybe, just maybe, the answer to Oregon's crime problem is to cancel the town plats of Albany and Philomath, forcing the crooks residents to move elsewhere (anywhere but here). Or we could simply legalize drugs, as was done with alcohol, and treated abuse as a health problem instead. It would also reduce violence along the border and beyond in Latin America. When’s the last time you saw Bartles kill Jaymes with a machete?

Right: Brandon Wayne Sanchez

Mr. Sanchez is charged with rape, 2 counts of sex abuse in coercion. In Oregon, sex abuse can arise from physically forcing oneself on an unwilling party or from kiddie sex. You might think it's significant that Mr. Sanchez's Facebook page claims he is 16, rather than 19, as both the police blotter and his myspace page say. You'd be right. He is accused of handcuffing and raping an 11 year old girl 3 years ago. Two years he was accused of molesting a 5 year old boy.

But of course the king of kiddie rape this week was George Bush's old pal, Sylvio Berlusconi - former prime minister of Italy - on trial for his role in child sex trafficking.

And the crimes reported this week involving kids aren't just about sex. Walmart was exposed for a huge bribery operation in Mexico, where Walmart relies upon a labor force of 19,000 children.  Oh who cares, right? It’s just a little mantequilla to grease the wheels of commerce for Los Creadores de Empleo. And while Wal-Mart brags a lot about all the jobs they create in Mexico, in 2007 Wal-Mart de Mexico had 19,000 teenagers (between 14 and 16 years old) working for them as grocery baggers for nada. Wal-Mart said, “Yeah? So?” and the world turned over, farted and went back to sleep. Pinches pendejos. In that same year, Wal-Mart de Mexico earned more than $1.1 billion in profits. If they had paid 19,000 baggin’ slaves at the Mexican minimum wage of about $5 a day, they’d be looking at more than $34 million in extra expenses. Also too, if you figure in one bathroom break per day, a cookie, a pair of plastic sandals for each teen and no healthcare coverage (because they’re part-time, 14-hour-per-day employees, of course), well, Wal-Mart’s looking at a serious chunk taken out of their profits: 3%. Híjole cabrón. Hush, hush, those of you (3) who cry, “But what about the children?” Wal-Mart’s fiscally responsible corporate decision makers (who are smarter than you, so STFU) must weigh the realities of doing business in the land of sinsemilla and raicilla: $24 million in government bribes so they can get their stores built really fast so they can enslave more teenagers OR $34 million to pay undeserving teenagers to work in stores that haven’t been built yet. Maybe it’s simply a case of what comes first, la gallina o el huevo.

Right: Nathan Gilbert Olivas

Mr. Olivas was busted on ID theft charges. He's from Linn County, where he was busted in March of last year at a major meth operation. Like most other inmates hailing from Linn County, Mr. Olivas' mugshot is widely distributed in Oregon, for doing what Linn County does mostest - meth and stealing.

Left: Steven Oliver Sletten

Mr. Sletter is charged with 4 counts of sodomy, sex abuse and online corruption of children. Sodomy II requires the victim be less than 14. Mr. Sletter's Facebook page says he's from Yamhill County, another little Republican holdout in the Willamette Valley where what is regarded as "quaint" notions of romance are crimes elsewhere. It's not all that rare. A prominent Teabag Party activist was busted for kidnapping and sexually assaulting a woman this week. In this case, cops say a 13 year old kid told of being molested on a regular basis by the Yamhill County man.
The good news is that he's not blaming anyone but himself for his dilemna. That's not traditional in these little Republican holdouts.

Left: Jesse James White

Councilman Jesse James White, for example, crashed his Corvette drunkenly into a parked car and when his auto caught fire, he ran to try to avoid detection, leaving his 4 year old son bleeding in the blazing car. When caught, his statement was: "My campaign will continue; I will not be deterred from initiating a petition to cut the huge executive pay raises in Riverbank rather than a sewer rate increase. This is at the core of recent events, liberal progressives who want to raise taxes. None of the recent events alters that I am the only candidate who has been, and continues to work for you before asking for your vote. I have kept my promises as a Riverbank city councilman. I shall continue my crusade." Believe these people?

Left: Tyson Risland

The weekly crime report wouldn't be complete without one of the Rislands, for whom the Risland Rehab Clinic (see below) is named. This week, it's Tyson again, busted 7 8 9 times since August a year ago, this time for failing to show up on meth and theft charges. The parents of these guys did something seriously wrong and could hold enlightening seminars on How NOT to Raise Children. One of the 3 is in jail almost weekly and have become cartoons in the community (see the 3 in court video below). Without the Rislands, Philomath and Albany, 90% of thecity's crime would dry up and we could use our funding for better purposes than policing the yahoos.
 


Right: Dusty Risland, busted 10 times since November.

About the Risland Rehab Clinic
Dusty Risland, for whom the Risland Rehab Clinic (see above) is named, is back in jail. Mr. Risland as busted for criminal trespassing, criminal possession of a forged instrument (counterfeit $20), felon in possession of a weapon and meth. The Dusty Risland Clinic mentioned in this column is strictly online, consisting of repetitive viewing of the video below, until the technique is mastered. The assumption of the Clinic is that there is a small subset labelled criminals who actually just do not know how to change their adult diapers when they full and are showing up, bewildered, seeking police assistance. That is the only possible explanation a rational person could come to. NOBODY could POSSIBLY be so stupid and inept, as criminals, as people like Mr. Risland pretend to be.


Note: there are several sleazy websites across the country posting mugshots, utilizing photos owned by the public, in the public domain, all run by Portlander Kyle Ritter, which will remove your mugshot for $39 or such from their sites. This is not one of them. Do not send in cash trying to have a mugshot removed. It would just be a waste of your time and your money. Instead, put your time into turning your life around. And your money into your kids.

 
 
 
Your Breaking Election News for 2012 - Pretty Much the same as Last Year's
Left: Michelle Bachmann            
The weather outlook for South Carolina politics is “veritable shitstorm” for the next month or so owing to the hilarious-tragic inability of either major party to follow state election commission filing rules for candidates, which led the South Carolina Supreme Court last week to issue a monstrous “F” in reading comprehension to 180 candidates who failed to submit hard copies of ethics disclosure forms on time and now cannot appear on the June primary ballot. Legislators from the state Senate Judiciary Committee and party leaders are currently working on different ways to address the situation, but Joe ‘You Lie’ Wilson’s wife, Roxanne, has also helpfully stepped in to make the usual Wilson family contribution to any weighty political moment: SCREAMS
"Here’s how it often went down. Romney’s Bain would buy a company and increase its short-term earnings through firing workers and shuttering plants in order to borrow enormous amounts of money. The borrowed money was used to pay Bain dividends, however, those businesses needed to maintain that high level of earnings to pay their debts. When they couldn’t, that meant plant closures, more layoffs, bankruptcies, and in many cases, the end of the business. Yet these bankruptcies still meant huge profits for Bain’s investors. Furthermore, Bain continued to collect management fees even as companies failed.Michael Rumbin, a vice president for technology management at Dade told the Los Angeles Times, “My experience at Dade during those Bain Capital years was that it was strictly an investment, not to create jobs.” Rumbin also spoke with Bloomberg in July:

Dade borrowed so much money to make that payment that when sales declined and interest rates rose the company struggled to pay its creditors. Standard & Poor’s downgraded its outlook for Dade Behring to negative from stable. The company later filed for bankruptcy.

“They leveraged this thing to the hilt and got out when they could,” Rumbin said. “We were left holding the bag.”


Oh Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal. Why do you still try to talk at people? Don’t you remember the last time you had an audience, when you skulked around corners in your haunted mansion to give the hilarious response to the State of the Union, the unkind comparisons to Mr. Burns, and a skeleton, and Mr. Burns’s skeleton? Remember how everyone mocked you for trying to score cheap political points on spending money on — get this haw haw! — volcano monitoring about five seconds before that terrorist Iceland volcano shut down Europe? Because you are an asshole? Well apparently in addition to being an asshole, you are also super boring and not very self-aware and make people wait 45 minutes listening to you yammer about yourself and your transformative changes before you will let them eat their vittles, and everyone makes fun of you and people laugh.Some people liked it. Haha not really.

Others seemed less inspired. As the speech wore on, Jindal’s applause lines drew less and less of a response, and tables broke out into their own visible side conversations, while Jindal joked about how the vacuums used to clean up after the Deepwater Horizon spill were the same ones used to empty “port-o-potties after a football game on a Friday night.” Dinner waited in the wings until he finished, right around the 45-minute mark. “I can assure you that I will speak shorter than our prior speakers, because the food is here,” said State Senate Majority Leader Dean Skelos when he finally took to the podium, to laughs and cheers. No, bring Bobby Jindal back! We want to hear more about his dad for five hours, and jokes about port-o-potties while people are waiting to eat. Mitt Romney should look no further, Bobby Jindal is the future of zzzzzzz.

 Below, you will find Pat Robertson explaining that anti-Semitism is the Devil’s Work (yes?), and the Devil hates Israel because Israel is evidence of the existence of God (oookay?) because the Messiah came from there (maybe???) and “the poor Jews don’t understand that, it’s too cosmic for most of them to grasp, especially because they don’t believe Jesus is the Messiah.” (AWESOME!) But you know, not believing Jesus is the Messiah (that and med school) is kind of their thing? Robertson joins such totally sane luminaries as Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, and war criminal congressman Allen “Well Looks Like I Will Have to Save These People From Themselves” West in thinking they know what is better for Jews than the Jews do. Welcome to the club, Pat Robertson! It is surely a club that would have you, and that you would want to join.



Biggest loser Mitt Romney employs some real lumps, as evidenced by a spokesperson’s comment Wednesday regarding the Lily Ledbetter Fair Pay Restoration Act, which, in the words of its namesake, and YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS, but, heh, Mr. Romney doesn’t, “ensures women have the tools to get equal pay for equal work.” When Huffington Post reporter Sam Stein asked during a Romney conference call whether Romney supported the act, there was a long pause, and then a gentleman responded, “We’ll have to get back to you on that.” A million political years later, another spokesperson, who may or may not have a Twitter Problem, finally coughed up a response — on Twitter, because that is where she feels most comfortable. It went something like: (flirtatious eye roll, dismissive hand gesture): “You sillies.” Away from the prying eyes of Twitter, a vase of flowers was thrown across a room.
 
 
 
Weekly Column ON Planned Parenthood
PLANNED PARENTHOOD LOOKS AHEAD

Left: Cecile Richards, President Planned Parenthood
Thank Jeebus that growing (medicinal) pot is legal in Arizona. Because if you have half a brain, you pretty much have to be stoned 24/7 in order to live there. Now, if you happen to be a woman with a brain AND an active libido, you might as well high-tail it right outa Dodge. Because Governor Jan Brewer hates your vagina.
First she decided that pregnancy starts two weeks before you get pregnant, just so she could pass a law to ban abortions after 18 weeks (instead of 20) and also too, force women to undergo transvaginal rape if they want an abortion. In the bill, legislators were extra careful to cross out the word surgery and replace it with ABORTION (in caps), in case somebody might not know what was going on. They also detailed the many ways a doctor can be imprisoned, lose their license and be sued by millions of people if they don’t “offer” the woman the chance to see her fetus and listen to its heart beat before they kill it.
Next, our friend Jan axed funding for Planned Parenthood. Because even though Arizona law already bans state money for abortion, if you place money into the bloodied hands of the Planned Parenthood abortionplex, we know they’ll use it to fund abortion, instead of all the other women’s health services they provide.
But Jan wasn’t quite finished. Just a few days ago, she signed a bill into law that allows religious-oriented employers to deny insurance coverage for birth control and abortion-inducing drugs. Women can get coverage for birth control, but they have to prove they’re taking the pill for a medical condition rather than for just being a big slut.
But, ladies, while Jan may hate your vagina, she cares deeply for the P-E-N-I-S. Contrast all her decisions on hoohahs with last year’s veto of Arizona’s Birther Bill. It wasn’t because birthers are douche bags or because she’s jealous of Orly Taitz because she has way more roots showing and her hair is frizzier and her face more wrinkled. No. She vetoed it because the law required presidential candidates to prove they are US citizens by showing their P-E-N-I-S (circumcision certificate). Jan just thought that was awful. A man’s penis for God’s sake? What about privacy? What about rights? HELLO! “This,” said she, “is a bridge too far.”
 
   
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THE ARTIST: Nominated For 10 Oscars. WON Best Picture!
A SEPARATION: Winner of best Foreign Film. Iranian.
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN: Tilda Swinton, John C. Reilly
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FOOTNOTE: The Story of A Great Rivalry Between A Father and Son.
FOOTNOTE --PG


FOOTNOTE (Subtitled Hebrew) is the tale of a great rivalry between a father and son. Eliezer and Uriel Shkolnik are both eccentric professors, who have dedicated their lives to their work in Talmudic Studies. The father, Eliezer, is a stubborn purist who fears the establishment and has never been recognized for his work. While his son, Uriel, is an up-and-coming star in the field, who appears to feed on accolades, endlessly seeking recognition. Then one day, the tables turn. When Eliezer learns that he is to be awarded the Israel Prize, the most valuable honor for scholarship in the country, his vanity and desperate need for validation are exposed. His son Uriel, meanwhile, is thrilled to see his father's achievements finally recognized but, in a darkly funny twist, is forced to choose between the advancement of his own career and his father's. Will he sabotage his father's glory? FOOTNOTE is the story of insane academic competition, the dichotomy between admiration and envy for a role model, and the very complicated relationship between a father and son.



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WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN --R


Many people will come away from "We Need to Talk About Kevin" too stunned to talk about Kevin, or much else either.
Others may find themselves unable to shut up about the film. About Tilda Swinton's amazing performance - way too risky for mere Oscar gold - or the film's nature/nurture parenting arguments, or just on the sheer horribleness that is Kevin himself.It couldn't happen, could it? It isn't happening is it?
Director Lynne Ramsay, writing with Rory Kinnear, has come up with the ultimate bad seed story here.
It's a tale of a child who from birth is spiteful, mean, cruel and potentially murderous.
The boy is born to a normal enough Mom, Eva (Swinton), a travel writer who finds herself from infancy tied to the manipulations of her son, who handles his enabling father (John C. Reilly) like so much putty.
Kevin refuses to be potty-trained marching around defiantly in diapers until he's six. When a younger sister is born he - literally - tortures her. Pets go missing. Kevin never accepts blame for anything, and directly taunts his mother with his own madness.
Director Ramsay makes Kevin's impact all the more felt by coming at it from all angles. In flashbacks and forwards we see Eva rebuilding her life, hated by neighbors, after Kevin (Ezra Miller, grown) has gone on a school shooting rampage - it happens early, though not graphically - in the film, even as we see her struggle to reason with this devil of a child and her husband while protecting her younger daughter.
Swinton's cracked porcelain performance - at one point she takes the infant Kevin to a site filled with jackhammers just to drown out the sound of his screams - is the film's essence. The question isn't whether such a monster could exist?
The question is, what if he were your son?

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THE ARTIST -- PG-13


Hollywood 1927. George Valentin (Jean Dujardin) is a silent movie superstar. The advent of the talkies will sound the death knell for his career and see him fall into oblivion. For young extra Peppy Miller (Berenice Bejo), it seems the sky's the limit - major movie stardom awaits. THE ARTIST tells the story of their interlinked destinies.
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A SEPARATION --R (Subtitled)


'A Separation" manages such a sublime balance of complexity and clarity, of the unique and familiar, that it's breathtaking.
This is, simply put, one of the best films I've ever seen. And I've seen a few films. Written and directed by Iranian Asghar Farhadi, "A Separation" starts out as a domestic drama, then morphs into something resembling a murder mystery, all the while wrestling with the natures of truth and justice, right and wrong. It's about family, and society, and honor, and love ... good heavens, what isn't it about?

Well, it's not about space aliens or superheroes. Possibly the most stunning thing about "A Separation" is its remarkable originality.
The film begins with wife Simin (Leila Hatami) arguing in court for a divorce from husband Nader (Peyman Moadi).
She wants the family to move away from Iran for the good of their daughter, Termeh (Sarina Farhadi, the director's daughter). He does not want to abandon his dementia-riddled father (Ali-Asghar Shahbazi). She pleads for a divorce so she can leave; the court denies her.

OK, so the movie's about a family dealing with divorce and dementia, right? Hardly.

Simin moves back in with her family, Nader and Termeh continue to care for the old man. Nader hires a lower-class woman named Razieh (Sareh Bayat) to care for the man during the day, while he's at work and Termeh's at school.

Unfortunately, Razieh is distracted by both her own little daughter (Kimia Hosseini) and tensions at home with her husband, Hodjat (Shahab Hosseini). This leads to a literal falling out with Nader that ends up endangering both families.

For a long while, director Farhadi offers up lies while keeping the truth elusive, both in terms of the story and the characters themselves. The facts of the situation are eventually resolved; the effect of those facts may never be.

Aside from Simin's initial motivation to take her family out of Iran, "A Separation" is not a political film or a film that is in any way critical of Islam. It moves with complete comfort within the norms of its culture, and that ease makes the film simultaneously more fascinating and genuine feeling.

But if the film is comfortable in its surroundings and culture, it is in no way satisfied with the universal human condition. Messes pile upon messes here, the way messes might pile upon messes anywhere, and the results range from wearying to devastating.
The film's most effective moment finds the teen Termeh silently exchanging a wary, worried look with Razieh's much younger daughter. This is the world they will inherit? This is the future?
"A Separation" offers a complex and layered story about flawed characters trying to make their way through life, stumbling, fumbling and often desperate. These people seem so real they might live next door. And they probably do.

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WEEKLY COLUMN ON ISSUES RELATED TO THE INTERNET, PRIVACY, FREE SPEECH AND PATENT/COPYRIGHT  REFORM

 
Hyman Strachman is a 92-year-old WWII vet from Long Island who has spent nearly a decade supporting the troops in his own special way: By sending them free-of-charge bootleg DVDs of first-run films by the box-load.Strachman — "Big Hy" to his customers — is estimated to have sent some 300,000 illicit DVDs to soldiers stationed in Iraq and Afghanistan since he took up the hobby following his wife's passing in 2003. "It's not the right thing to do, but I did it"..Many of those whose disbelief is temporarily suspended thanks to Strachman's piracy are thankful for that. "It was pretty big stuff - it's reconnecting you to everything you miss," said Army Reserve Jenna Gordon who toured as a medic with the 883rd Medical Company near Kandahar City.

Soldiers like Gordon and those in her care are what kept Strachman going despite the illegality of his endeavor. "Every time I got back an emotional e-mail or letter, I sent them another box," he said. Added his son, Arthur: "I wouldn't say it kept him alive, but it definitely brought back his joie de vivre."

Strachman notes that none of his DVDs are copies of commercial DVDs — just in-theater recordings and studio screeners. He says no one has ever asked him to pull the plug on his operation."We are grateful that the entertainment we produce can bring some enjoyment to them while they are away from home," Gantman said in a tone the Times remarks "dripped with the difficulty of going after a 92-year-old widower supporting the troops." [Note: If a bill in the Oregon state legislature co-sponsored by Corvallis's Senator Frank Morse had succeeded, Mr. Gantman would have been marked as felon, and sent to the penitentiary.

Note: In a surprise vote last night, House Republicans overwhelmingly chose to ram through a massive Internet spying bill that will enable corporations to share their network users’ personal information. The Cyber Intelligence Protection and Sharing Act (CISPA) was originally set for a vote on Friday, but House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) moved it up to Thursday night amid a partisan jostle with President Barack Obama.[The House of Representatives gave a thundering seal of approval on Thursday to a delightful American version of a News of the World-style private information-stealing initiative except that because it is the American version, it must be bigger and more hairy and makes it particularly not illegal for armies of nosy trolls to collect and search warrant-free through private Internet communications The bill, CISPA, is being sold by its bipartisan sponsors with the usual doses of constipated hollering about Chinese spying, which it proposes to solve in part by authorizing mass U.S. spying, on its own citizens.

Here's their next move: The Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act, or CISPA, would obliterate any semblance of online privacy in the United States.

And CISPA would provide a victory for content owners who were shell-shocked by the unprecedented outpouring of activism in opposition to SOPA and Internet censorship.SOPA was pushed as a remedy to the supposed economic threat of online piracy -- but economic fear-mongering didn't quite do the trick.

So those concerned about copyright are engaging in sleight of hand, appending their legislation to a bill that most Americans will assume is about keeping them safe from bad guys.

This so-called cyber security bill aims to prevent theft of "government information" and "intellectual property" and could let ISPs block your access to websites -- or the whole Internet. CISPA also encourages companies to share information about you with the government and other corporations.

That data could then be used for just about anything -- from prosecuting crimes to ad placements.

And perhaps worst of all, CISPA supercedes all other online privacy protections. Thanks for fighting for the Internet.



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Massive media ownership consolidation over the past 16 years has allowed corporate-owned stations — which fail to fully represent Black folks' talents, values, aspirations and struggles — to largely supplant local Black radio powerhouses. Today, we have what may be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to reclaim the airwaves.

Thanks to the new Community Low Power Radio Act, people like you can take advantage of a brief application window to get licensed to run a non-commercial radio station in your community. ColorOfChange has teamed up with Prometheus Radio Project to make the process easy and affordable. Click the link below to receive information on how to start your own community FM station:

It's time to reclaim the airwaves

If Black folks and our allies take advantage of this milestone opportunity, we can impact thousands of lives. Large numbers of people are still faithfully tuning in to their radios: twice as many people get their news from talk radio as from the TV evening news on ABC, NBC and CBS combined. The signal from low-power FM radio reaches just 3 to 10 miles, but those who listen to community stations tend to be loyal supporters, listening for longer periods and keeping their radio dials fixed on these stations.5 And now, thanks to Internet streaming and digital wireless reception, local community broadcasts can be shared world-wide.

In the 1960s and '70s, local Black radio stations served as the political and social "drumbeat" of Black communities. At WERD Atlanta, the nation's first Black-owned station, DJ "Jockey Jack" Gibson regularly slipped political news and commentary between record plays. With WERD's studio located directly above the offices of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference, Gibson was also known to lower his mic out the window to Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. whenever Dr. King wanted to make a statement on air.

A large number of local Black stations were shut down after Congress deregulated the airwaves in 1996. This gave deep-pocketed corporations the green light to buy up thousands of stations in one fell swoop. To cut production costs, corporate owners slashed local programming in favor of nationally-syndicated content that could be broadcast across a large number of stations.8 The Community Low Power Radio Act was designed to bring local programming back to the airwaves by making broadcasting licenses available to nonprofit community groups and individuals.

Why radio matters

Albert Knighten, a community activist and retired Navy air traffic controller, knows firsthand the profound need for locally-driven radio broadcasting in communities of color. In 2009 — before passage of the Community Low Power Radio Act — Knighten began running an unlicensed radio station out of his home in the majority Black, working-class Dunbar neighborhood of Fort Myers, Florida. Everyone from city council members to local pastors listened to the station that broadcast news about political events, economic development and crime, as well as played gospel and R&B favorites. One avid listener remarked that Knighten's broadcasts "made people feel like they had...a voice in their tomorrow."

In 2011, Knighten was arrested for operating Dunbar Radio 107.5 without a license — a felony in the state of Florida that is punishable by five years in prison. (New Jersey and New York have also criminalized operating a radio station without a license.) Thanks to widespread community support and on-the-ground advocacy, the state eventually agreed to drop the charges against Knighten, and he will only have to do community service. However, his absurd arrest and broadcast shut-down speaks to the formidable power of the corporate media lobby in dominating the means of public discourse, as well as to the potentially transformative shift the upcoming licensing window can create in our media landscape.

The next few months will likely be the last time in a generation that we can expect to create new homes for our voices on the radio dial. Please join ColorOfChange in making the most of this moment. To learn how to become a part of this movement to reclaim our communities through the airwaves, click below to sign up:

Thanks and Peace,

-- Rashad, Gabriel, Dani, Matt, Natasha, Kim, Kira and the rest of the ColorOfChange.org team

It seems like Facebook will do everything they can to sacrifice your online privacy -- even going so far as to publicly support a bill pending in the US Congress that would allow Facebook to hand over your data -- and the data of Facebook users around the world -- to other corporations or the US military, without a warrant.If the Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act (CISPA) passes, companies could intercept your text messages and emails to share with each other and the government -- giving the US military the power to track, control, and share almost all of your online information without the use of a warrant. They could even block access to websites, or cut off your internet connection altogether. Like SOPA (which Facebook opposed), CISPA is a major threat to internet freedom and gives the government broad power to protect big media companies at your expense.

Facebook’s opposition was instrumental in shutting down SOPA, but now Facebook is fighting FOR CISPA. That's why we're teaming up with our friends at Demand Progress to get Facebook to side with its users instead of military spy agencies, and in the process start a powerful, organized opposition to this dangerous bill.Mark Zuckerberg, the founder of Facebook, has said “We can’t let poorly thought out laws get in the way of the Internet’s development.” Yet with CISPA, he is supporting a far-reaching law that could dramatically limit our freedom on the internet. CISPA strips away previous privacy laws, and by creating a broad immunity for companies against both civil and criminal liability, it robs citizens of any means of fighting back.

Today vast amounts of our information is routed through the internet -- our shopping history, our Google searches, our love letters and personal communications, and much of our activism -- and all of it would become a fair target for the US military under a definition of “cybercrime” so broad that anyone could be a suspect.Thank you for all you do.

- Taren, Claiborne, Emma, Becky, Kaytee and the rest of us


Right now, the US is poised to pass a new law that would permit US agents to spy on almost everything we do online. But we can stop them before the final vote.

Companies that we trust with our personal information, like Microsoft and Facebook, are key supporters of this bill that lets corporations share all user activity and content with US government agents without needing a warrant in the name of cyber-security -- nullifying privacy guarantees for almost everyone around the world, no matter where we live and surf online.
f enough of us speak out, we can stop companies that profit from our business from supporting cyber-spying.The Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act (CISPA) would allow companies doing business in the US to collect exact records of all of our online activities and hand them over to the US government, without ever notifying us that we are being watched. No warrant, no legal cause and no due process required. To make matters worse, the bill provides the government and corporations with blanket immunity to protect them from being sued for violation of privacy and other illegal actions.

The bill’s supporters claim that consumer information will be protected, but the reality is that huge loopholes would make everything we do online fair game -- and nowadays, from banking to shopping, our private information is all stored on the Internet.

CISPA is being moved forward in Congress and will be voted upon in days. Let’s raise a massive outcry to stop corporations from giving the US a blank check to monitor our every move. This year, we helped stop SOPA, PIPA and ACTA -- all dire threats to the Internet. Now, let’s block CISPA and end the US government attack on our Internet.

WIth hope and determination,

Dalia, Allison, Emma, Ricken, Rewan, Andrew, Wen-Hua, and the rest of the Avaaz team

 
 
 A Weekly Column On Environmental News AND GMO-FREE BENTON COUNTY

 

Their methods are brutal: poisons, traps, snares, aerial gunning. And their toll is simply astounding. Each year, Wildlife Services kills more than 100,000 animals. Wildlife Services -- a program under the U.S. Department of Agriculture -- is tasked with resolving conflicts between people and wildlife. But an outdated kill-first mentality has become so engrained at the agency that they too often appear to be at war with wildlife, particularly in the West.

According to a recent exposé by Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Tom Knudson1, this federal program has killed millions of animals including coyotes, birds and other wildlife since 2000.

Hundreds of wolves have fallen victim to Wildlife Services' deadly methods -- including 14 wolves gunned down from above Idaho's Clearwater National Forest to artificially boost game populations. Wildlife Services' killing methods are often expensive, ineffective and can cause more problems than they solve.

Eliminating key predators like wolves and mountain lions in an area can cause severe imbalances in local ecosystems -- increasing disease and even starvation in prey animals. Culling coyotes can actually lead to smarter and more abundant populations that can cause even more conflicts with people.2

And Wildlife Services' deadly tools have killed tens of thousands of animals by mistake over the past decade -- including family pets and federally protected wildlife. The problem with Wildlife Services is simple: The federal program relies too heavily on lethal tools to resolve conflicts with wildlife.

The solution for Wildlife Services is simple as well: Stop the kill-first mentality -- and focus on using proven non-lethal deterrents to effectively resolve conflicts between people and wildlife. Sincerely,

Jamie Rappaport Clark
President
Defenders of Wildlife


This weekend, the eight most powerful leaders in the world will meet at the G8 summit and could agree to a plan that could literally stop climate change!

It’s crazy, but right now, our governments give nearly $1 trillion a year of our taxpayer money to Big Oil and Coal to destroy our planet. Key leaders, including President Obama who is hosting the G8, have already agreed to stop these polluter payments. Now, if we demand they act on their word and divert this huge sum into renewable energy, experts say we could actually save our planet!

It's a simple no-brainer that our leaders have already agreed to. Let's hold their feet to the fire, and push President Obama to lead the world's largest economies to turn these polluting subsidies green. The only reason we shovel cash into the coffers of Big Oil is their lobbyists have a stranglehold on our governments. But if we demand that our leaders green our tax-money, we’ll increase total global green investment by 400% making solar and wind energy cheaper than oil and coal -- in the process saving the planet by putting Big Oil out of business!

We’re rapidly reaching a point of no return on climate change and a treaty to prevent catastrophe is years off. Fortunately, momentum behind this new planet saving plan is building. New Zealand, Mexico and Switzerland are calling for an agreement now, and policy makers from 20 countries including the US, Brazil, and China have just voiced their support. All G8 leaders have publicly committed to ending these dirty subsidies, and right now President Obama is pushing for US legislation to stop them.

Our planet is being destroyed at a terrifying rate and this is our best chance to stop it. Now is the time for action, but without massive public support, the powerful polluters could stall the proposal. It's up to us to counter the lobbyists with extraordinary people power. For too long, progress on a global solution to climate change has been held back by self-interest and the profits of Big Oil, Coal and Gas. But, finally governments are realising that cutting subsidies will benefit the climate and help balance out the global economy. If we speak up now, together, our movement can force our leaders to action and free the world from the tyranny of fossil fuels.
With hope,

Iain, Joseph, Alice, Ricken, Diego, Kya and the rest of the Avaaz team
 


The first generation of biotech crops has failed. And failed badly.

In the last year alone, new studies have shown that Monsanto’s genetically-engineered Bt insecticide corn has not only created a new breed superbugs tolerant of the plant’s genetically engineered insecticide, but that those Bt toxins have also been found in the blood of 93 percent of woman and 80 percent of fetal blood samples in a Canadian study, despite Monsanto's claims that this was not be possible.

At the same time, Monsanto’s Roundup Ready corn and soybeans and their flagship herbicide have been linked to an increase in crop disease and livestock infertility.If that weren't enough, the excessive use of Roundup has led to the rampant rise of superweeds, which have grown tolerant to the herbicide and have infested millions of acres of farmland, threatening the livelihoods of America’s farmers.

Now, Dow Chemical is petitioning the U.S. Department of Agriculture for the approval of a new genetically engineered “Agent Orange” corn that tolerates the extremely toxic chemical herbicide 2,4-D, a major component of the Vietnam War era defoliant Agent Orange.

Numerous studies have linked exposure to 2,4-D to major health problems that include cancer (particularly non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma), lowered sperm counts, liver disease and Parkinson’s disease.[6] In addition, dozens of peer-reviewed studies have found the use of 2,4-D to contribute to hormone-disrupting activity linked to reproductive problems and thyroid dysfunction.

Now they want to spray this chemical on our crops and fields!Along with these major health impacts, the approval of Dow’s "Agent Orange" 2,4-D corn will likely lead to a massive explosion in the use of 2,4-D across the U.S. once the herbicide is approved for corn crops, a fact that has greatly alarmed scientists, environmentalists and farmers alike.

If the potential health problems and the escalating chemical arms race weren’t bad enough, 2,4-D is widely known among farmers for the problems with drift and volatilization, which means it's difficult to control when applying and frequently leads to serious damage to neighboring farmer's fields.

This concern over toxic chemical drift and damage to neighboring fields is so severe that it has led to the creation of a new farmer led organization, Save Our Crops Coalition, made up of more than 2,000 farmers and food companies who are petitioning the USDA to stop the approval of Dow’s 2,4-D corn.

In a recent article by Reuters, John Bode, an attorney representing the group called 2,4-D one of “the most dangerous chemicals out there.” It should be noted that Bode was also a former assistant Secretary of Agriculture under President Ronald Reagan.

Considering the serious human health concerns, the threat to the environment and family farmers themselves, the USDA should move quickly to reject approval for Dow Chemical’s 2,4-D corn. Not only does it not serve the public interest, but it will lead to an ever increasing reliance on deadlier and more toxic chemicals to grow our food.Thanks for participating in food democracy,

Dave, Lisa and the Food Democracy Now! team.



Deadly cocktails of pesticides could spell doom for already struggling Pacific salmon and steelhead populations.

Yet these deadly poisons continue to course through our waterways, threatening the very survival of these fantastic fish -- and posing a threat to human health.

Take action now. Urge the Environmental Protection Agency to protect our water, our wildlife, and our communities from dangerous pesticides.

It's a recipe for disaster for already struggling salmon and steelhead populations.

Pesticides like oryzalin, pendamethalin and trifluralin can kill fish, kill the insects they feed upon, affect their ability to find and return to spawning streams and make them more susceptible to predators.

Federal officials are considering new standards that could affect the amount of these deadly pesticides that enter our waterways -- and they need to hear from you. These pesticides are bad news for salmon and steelhead. But they can and do enter our drinking water sources putting us all at risk.

Strong protections will not only keep our salmon and steelhead safe, but also keep our drinking water safe and protect human health.

Jason Rylander
Senior Staff Attorney
Defenders of Wildlife


Vermont Governor Peter Shumlin has less than two weeks to either stand with the 90% of his constituents who support a mandatory labeling bill for genetically engineered foods - or cave in to Monsanto's threat to sue the state if legislators pass H.722.
 
The bill that once appeared destined to pass on the merits of scientific evidence, overwhelming public support, and support of the majority of Vermont's progressive legislators, now appears doomed - unless Vermont voters succeed in changing the Governor's mind.
 
If the Governor's words this past week are any indication, he's already surrendered to Monsanto. But Vermonters, not known for backing down from a fight, are challenging legislators to take on the biotech industry. They're even offering to raise money for the state's defense.
In the U.S. and Canada, Monsanto has sued more than 150 farmers and threatened thousands of others, for refusing to pay for "intellectual property theft" after their fields were contaminated by Monsanto's patented genetically engineered crops.

In Argentina, thugs assaulted a well-known scientist, Andres Carrasco, who had carried out experiments demonstrating the extreme toxicity of Monsanto's herbicide, Roundup.

In Argentina, industry-hired gunmen invaded the homes of activist mothers, threatening them for trying to stop their children from being poisoned by the massive aerial spraying of herbicides on Monsanto's genetically engineered soybeans.

Please take action in solidarity with Argentinian activist Sofia Gatica who was visited by an armed man who warned her not to "screw around with the soybeans" when she launched a campaign to ban Monsanto's Roundup-resistant soybeans, after her 3-day-old daughter died of kidney failure from pesticide poisoning. Commercial beekeepers have filed an emergency legal petition with the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) to suspend use of a pesticide that is linked to massive honey bee deaths. The legal petition, which specifies Bayer's neonicotinoid pesticide clothianidin, is backed by over one million citizen petition signatures. Add your voice and learn how to protect your neighborhood bees.OCA and our lobbying ally, the Organic Consumers Fund, put our money where our mouth is. With the 2012 California Ballot Initiative, and GMO labeling legislation gaining momentum in Vermont, Connecticut, Hawaii and other states, we have a real chance to hit Monsanto, corporate agribusiness, and the supermarket chains with the skull and crossbones they fear so much: mandatory labels on genetically engineered food, and a ban on the industry practice of marketing billions of dollars of GMO-tainted foods as "natural." At the same time we are continuing our struggle to strengthen organic standards and significantly expand the market for organic food and products, especially those produced locally and regionally; while warning consumers about the dangers of junk food and chemical agriculture.


If you thought that Pink Slime was going away just because the ammonia-treated meat filler byproduct has received a ton of bad press and the USDA finally said it would allow it to be labeled, think again. Right now, Beef Products Inc., Cargill and the Industrial Meat Empire are launching an all out spring counter offensive to keep their degraded meat products on our shelves and in our nation’s school lunch programLast week, Iowa State University became ground zero in Industrial Meat’s efforts to revive Pink Slime’s lagging public image. In what can only be called an appalling PR stunt to promote industrial agriculture, Iowa governor Terry Branstad and Congressman Steve King held a press conference at Iowa State, one of the nation’s leading land grant universities and turned it into a propaganda backdrop for slimewashing.

Branstad took to the stage wearing a T-shirt with Industrial Meat’s new slogan, “Dude it’s Beef” and railed against what he claimed was a “smear campaign” against a "safe" and "nutritious" product. Branstad’s enthusiasm for slime is not surprising considering that in 2010 his campaign received more than $150,000 in political donations from Regina and Eldon Roth, the founder of Beef Products Inc., the world’s largest producer of Pink Slime, aka "lean, finely textured beef" (LFTB).

Rather than sit back and watch this latest Industrial Ag PR effort unfold without a fight, Food Democracy Now! joined with family farmers to hold our own rally, “Truth: Pink Slime vs. LFTB”, so farmers could speak out against the blatant politicization of the latest scandal to emerge from our industrial food system..

In case you haven’t heard, an estimated 70 percent of hamburgers sold in the U.S. contain a byproduct of left over beef parts treated with a blast of ammonia hydroxide that 20 years ago was sold as dog food. Yes, dog food!

Already McDonalds, Burger King and Taco Bell have removed Pink Slime from their products, but we need to make sure that our nation's children don't get stuck with this garbage in their school lunches. This year the USDA has already promised to buy 7 million pounds of Pink Slime. Our children deserve better!

Here's the buzz: American honey bees are disappearing at an alarming rate and the government knows why.

Scientists say a pesticide called clothianidin, made by chemical giant Bayer, is strongly linked to the rapid decline in bee populations. When exposed to the chemical, bees get lost: they are literally unable to find their way home back to the hive and drop dead from exhaustion.

Susan Mariner uses her backyard garden to grow extra fruits and veggies for her family and teach her children where their food comes from -- and in the past few years, she's seen the decline in bees firsthand.

When Susan heard about the recent studies linking this specific chemical to the widespread death of the bees who pollinate our food, she started a petition on Change.org to getOne-third of the U.S. food supply relies on honey bees. Without bees to pollinate crops, many essential (and favorite) foods are at risk, including apples, squash, tomatoes, strawberries, almonds, and even chocolate.

Several countries, including Germany and France, have already banned clothianidin. And after the bans, bee populations began to rise again.

But in the U.S., clothianidin is used on millions of acres of crops and American beekeepers report losses of up to 90% of their bees. Many worry that their hives won't survive another season. the chemical banned. Thanks for being a change-maker,

- Corinne and the Change.org team


Our country has literally no limits on the carbon pollution that is causing catastrophic climate change and that is freely spewed by power plants.

On Tuesday, The Environmental Protection Agency finally proposed a rule to change that. Unfortunately, not by very much.1

The EPA's first ever rule limiting carbon pollution — known as the Carbon Pollution Standard — applies only to unlikely-to-be-built, new coal-fired power plants. It is riddled with loopholes allowing new sources of pollution including some new coal plants. It does nothing to reduce carbon pollution from much more significant existing sources.

It's sad that our political climate has been made so toxic by climate change denying Republicans — who literally voted to deny the science of climate change2 — that the very acknowledgement of the need to regulate carbon pollution by EPA is a victory and a positive step forward.

But in today's actual climate — where much of our country just experienced record-shattering March heat waves after a disturbing lack of winter — it is not nearly enough. It is not only disappointing but profoundly dangerous that this rule does little if anything to effectively reduce unregulated climate pollution.

The EPA will now accept public comments on the rule — and as it weighs the public's reaction, we need to show that we expect much, much more from EPA to regulate carbon pollution.

Tell the EPA: We need stronger rules to protect us from existing and future sources of carbon pollution.

Having proposed a rule for new power plants, the EPA is now legally required to develop a rule to limit carbon pollution from existing power plants, a much more significant source.

But even in Tuesday's announcement, EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson — who has been one of the few people in the Obama administration willing to fight to address climate change and defend the Clean Air Act — appeared to have her hands tied when it came to moving forward on rules that would address existing power plants, literally saying in a press conference, "we have no plans to regulate existing sources."3

If EPA fails to take action on existing power plants, then the measured progress represented by this rule will go down in history as a symbolic though essentially empty gesture.

Tell the EPA: We need stronger rules to protect us from existing and future sources of carbon pollution.

EPA Administrator Jackson is to be commended for her leadership on this rule, despite a begrudging White House whose hand was forced by a court mandate, and a Tea Party Republican majority in Congress so openly hostile and obstructionist to climate change policies that their continued tenure is a literal threat to our future survival.

That this rule was all the EPA could muster in the face of the clear and present danger of climate change and extreme weather shows the fierce urgency of changing our political climate in order to achieve the stable climate we need to survive.

That's why CREDO is fighting back on two fronts. We're already working through the CREDO SuperPAC to change the political climate by defeating anti-science, climate change denying Republicans in the House who have so effectively blocked Congress and EPA from taking the bold action necessary to fight climate change.4 And we're pushing back on today's announcement with public comments to the EPA asking for a stronger greenhouse gas rule that does what's necessary to dramatically reduce carbon pollution from existing power plants.

Tell the EPA: We need stronger rules to protect us from existing and future sources of carbon pollution.

We encourage you to take a hard look at the proposed rule, which while symbolically important, is clearly weak in a number of important respects.

The carbon pollution limit for new power plants — 1,000 pounds of CO2 per megawatt hour of energy produced — is low enough to limit new coal fired power plants, but high enough not to affect natural gas plants.5

But because of the rising cost of coal, the low price of natural gas, and the tireless work of activists across the country raising concerns about the health and climate impacts of coal, we've already been able to block all new coal power plants. This rule does serve as an additional roadblock against building new coal plants if the economics of coal become favorable again, but otherwise, the rule essentially codifies the status quo — making into regulation the facts on the ground already established by the hard work of community and environmental activists.

Also, the rule exempts carbon pollution that is created by burning biomass — which can have higher greenhouse gas emissions than coal — and even allows new coal plants to continue polluting freely for ten years, if they install carbon capture and storage (CCS) system, which remains an unproven technology.6

Tell the EPA: We need stronger rules to protect us from existing and future sources of carbon pollution.

It's important to acknowledge progress. And to be upfront about the massive barriers that block even the most modest measures to address climate change. But it's also essential that we recognize that fighting climate change is one of the most urgent challenges facing us as a nation and a planet. Nothing less than bold action is required, and we must not be satisfied with symbolic but essentially empty gestures no matter how hard won.

At CREDO we will continue to fight climate change on every front. We'll take direct action to stop the northern and southern legs of Keystone XL. We'll work with community activists to shut down dirty coal plants. We'll have President Obama's back when his administration stands up to Republican obstructionists on climate. And we'll hold his administration accountable when they fall short. We'll defeat climate change denying Tea Party Republicans who are running for reelection. And we'll push hard for a Carbon Pollution Standard that does what scientists say we must do if we are going to start to slow the planet's disastrous warming.

We hope you will continue to stand with us.

Elijah Zarlin, Campaign Manager
CREDO Action from Working Assets


Elk hunters are now giving tens of thousands of dollars to help the federal Wildlife Services program more aggressively kill wolves.1

Defenders has long promoted a better way -- a healthy population of wolves increasingly accepted by local communities through non-lethal preventative strategies that reduce conflict between wolves, livestock and people. Wildlife Services -- a program under the U.S. Department of Agriculture -- is supposed to reduce conflicts between people and wildlife. But for too long, they've relied on aggressive wildlife killing.

Their record on wolves speaks for itself: From 2000 to 2010 -- when wolves were still endangered -- Wildlife Services was responsible for more than 3,000 wolf deaths.2 And most recently, Wildlife Services employees gunned down 14 wolves from a helicopter in Idaho's Clearwater National Forest to artificially boost elk populations.3

This federal agency should not be paid tens of thousands of dollars by special interests to collar and kill wolves.
Killing wolves at all costs shows that we have a long way to go in getting past the old notion that "the only good predator is a dead predator." Killing wolves is not an effective solution to livestock loss.

Defenders' on-the-ground work has proven time and time again, that there is a better way. Our pioneering work with ranchers in the heart of wolf country has saved countless wolves by using non-lethal deterrents. Now we're preparing for another season of these proven efforts to keep wolves out of harm's way. Unfortunately, the Elk Foundation is not alone in the quest to kill more wolves. Other groups paid a wolf bounty last year in western Montana.4 Another group even posted instructions for poisoning wolves on their website.5

Defenders will continue our work proving that non-lethal methods are an effective way to keep wolves and livestock safe.

Jason Rylander
Senior Staff Attorney
Defenders of Wildlife

 
 
 
A WEEKLY NEWS COLUMN RELATED TO "MOVE TO AMEND"


 
Over two hundred thousand people in Michigan are unhappy about a state law that allows Republican governor Rick Snyder to declare martial financial law in struggling municipalities and bypass local governments by installing wee tyrant “emergency financial managers” who are allowed to void the official status of public unions, sell off public assets, declare dead cat carcass legal tender, etc. Whatever they want, as long as all the budget savings are immediately passed on in the form of corporate tax cuts. So the unhappy citizens all signed petitions to force the state to hold a public referendum on the law and then promptly submitted the signatures. What do you think of that, Republican members of the state body responsible for certifying the petitions? Let’s check the report: “Republicans cited the wrong font size on the title of the petitions circulated by Stand Up For Democracy, a coalition of groups that launched the petition campaign, as the reason for not approving the initiative for the ballot. Opponents gathered 203,238 signatures, roughly 40,000 more than needed to get a repeal question on the ballot.” This should go over well!

With yesterday’s vote in the state house, Vermont is now the first state to call for an amendment to abolish the doctrine known as “Corporate Personhood” which gives corporations constitutional rights meant to protect people.

Hawaii and New Mexico have passed resolutions against the Citizens United v. FEC ruling by the Supreme Court, but the Vermont resolution goes beyond simply overturning that case and aims to remove corporations from the constitution altogether and make clear that money is not speech and that campaign spending and political contributions can be regulated by government.

Support for the resolution in the state legislature comes from a mandate set forth by Vermont’s citizens. Last month 65 town meetings passed similar resolutions, calling on the legislators in the state to stand up and urging Congress to send an amendment to the states for ratification.

“Americans of all political persuasions are tired of the big money in politics and tired of corporations running the country,” said David Cobb, spokesperson for the Move to Amend coalition, a grassroots national organization spearheading resolution efforts across the country. “We salute the good people of Vermont for standing up first to make clear that an amendment that addresses this issue at its core is what’s needed now.”

While Vermont is the first state to clearly call for an end to corporate constitutional rights, this is far from the first resolution passed. Nearly half of the states have seen passage of resolutions at the local level through city and county councils, and a handful of cities have also passed measures using the initiative process. This week Salt Lake City, Utah became the latest city to join the effort when Move to Amend volunteers turned in 11,400 signatures collected in 60 days to qualify a resolution for the ballot in their town.

“Communities across the country are standing up to show their outrage and to demand that their legislators pass an amendment to overrule the Court,” stated Kaitlin Sopoci-Belknap, National Field Organizing Director for Move to Amend. “We recognize that an amendment is a big task, but Move to Amend’s volunteers are ready to rise to the challenge.”
 

ALEC is dead. Long live ALEC. Yesterday, the American Legislative Exchange Council — a national clearinghouse of pre-written right-wing bills, helpfully provided to conservative state legislators too dumb to come up with their own ideas — announced that it was abandoning the task force that pushed voter-surpression bills and "Stand Your Ground" laws like the one that led Sanford Police to free George Zimmerman the night he killed Trayvon Martin. "We are eliminating the ALEC Public Safety and Elections task force that dealt with non-economic issues," the group's statement said, "and reinvesting these resources in the task forces that focus on the economy."

Which is a victory, sort of. But even when it's not actively trying to arm every white person and deny the vote to every black person, ALEC is creepy as fuck. Here's your guide.
What is ALEC?
According to its website, ALEC, or the America Legislative Exchange Council, is a non-profit "forum for state legislators and private sector leaders to discuss and exchange practical, state-level public policy issues."

I don't know what that means.
Basically, ALEC is the highway rest stop where huge corporations meet with state legislators to draft — or just hand over — "model legislation" that the lawmakers can take back to their home states.

How does that work, exactly?
Every year, ALEC throws an all-expenses-paid retreat, attended by its 2,000 legislative members and representatives from its hundreds of corporate partners. They hang out, party (child care is provided), recount frat hazing stories, and "discuss and exchange practical, state-level public policy issues." Sometimes, this means outlining and drafting legislation together; more often, it means introducing and explaining pre-written bills for the legislators to propose, either wholesale, or with modifications.

You have an example?
Take The Council on Efficient Government Act, a bill mandating the creation of "a council on efficient government," composed entirely of people "engaged in the private sector," to "leverage resources and contract with private sector vendors." Written by one of ALEC's many "task forces," that bill has in the last few years been introduced verbatim to legislatures in South Carolina, Arizona and Illinois, copied with changes in Virginia, Oregon, Maryland and Kansas, or proposed in a modified form in several different states.

But why would state legislators do that?
Well, the obvious answer is that state legislators are not the sharpest Law Tools in the Democracy Shed, and they are easily-swayed by glad-handing Captains of Industry at ALEC's yearly retreat. The other answer is that they genuinely believe in the values espoused by ALEC and see no problem with introducing its bills without announcing their source. Also, they're lazy, and "writing laws" is not as a fun as "collecting Nazi memorabilia" or "installing cameras in the Starbucks women's restroom," or whatever it is that state senators do.

What, exactly, are the values espoused by ALEC?
ALEC's principles — located on the front page of its website — are "limited government, free markets [and] federalism."

Those are just meaningless conservative platitudes.
Well, it's a weird definition of "federalism," as ALEC's job is essentially to provide top-down, one-size-fits-all legislation across the country. But bills they introduce, as the ALEC Exposed project has documented, tend to focus on conservative obsessions like busting unions or limiting their power, blocking health-care reform, dismantling safety and environmental regulations, and generally pushing for as many government functions as possible to be taken over by profit-driven private companies — education in particular.

So they're, like, "economic" conservatives.
Because their biggest donors and strongest supporters tend to be big corporations, most of their model legislation has to do with traditionally pro-corporate issues. But until recently the "ALEC Public Safety and Elections task force" was pushing a lot of right-wing laws like Voted I.D. that tend to suppress minority votes — and, as the news has been noting, pro-gun laws like Stand Your Ground.

Ahhh, yeah. This is why they're in the news right now?
Yeah: For weeks now, liberal advocacy organizations like Color of Change have been putting pressure on ALEC's corporate sponsors to sever their ties with the group over its drafting of and lobbying for Stand Your Ground laws. After it became clear that Florida's Stand Your Ground law — which ALEC was involved with — was one of the reasons Sanford police didn't arrest George Zimmeman the night he killed Trayvon Martin. Shutting down the Guns and Poll Tax Squad, or whatever it was called, is ALEC's white flag; as Alex Pareene says, "major corporations... hadn't signed on for the full right-wing culture war."

Hey! Good for us, right?
Sure — it's always good when an organization like ALEC gets rolled. But activists have been aware of ALEC's influence on the lawmaking process for years, and it took a major national tragedy — plus "ALEC Exposed," last year's 800-page document leak spearheaded by the Center for Media and Democracy and The Nation — to generate enough momentum to convince corporations to quit. All the rest of ALEC's task forces (Civil Justice, Education, Health and Human Safety) still exist, and are still writing and promoting gross legislation.

Oh.
I mean, sorry, don't get me wrong, it's great! Power to the people, or whatever! But ALEC is still trying to bust unions, repeal taxes, end minimum wage laws, fight climate-change laws and environmental regulation and promote "tort reform."

And Ted Nugent, too. Right? I bet they're behind Ted Nugent.
No.


Note: A measure will be on the ballot in Corvallis this year to repudiate the Supreme Court opinion that corporations are people and money is free speech.

 
 
 
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President Taxes has dealt a new blow to capitalism and job creation and puppies and rainbows, and that is by running a surplus for the first time since the recession ‘sploded in 2008. April saw a positive $58 billion in the old ledger column of however balance sheets work.

Hey teens! Are you ready for the most magical night of your lives, when you will go to Manitou Springs City Hall and dance like you are pretending to do butt-sechs, and then later you will finally lose your stupid virginity in a haze of Bartles & Jaymes? That’s right, PROM NIGHT!

Well, two chaperones did not think much of your “slutty, whorish, trashy” ways, and so they ran around the dance calling you sluts and whores, calling the cops on you, and then spraying you with Lysol. “It cleans the air,” but can it clean your chlamydia?

As detailed by police, several teenagers told officers that the chaperones subsequently deployed the Lysol, which got into the eyes and mouths of some dancers (some of whom had to leave the prom). A female student reported the spraying to police, saying that [Jennifer] Farmer and [Hannah] Rockey said that some dancers “were advertising butt sex.” The chaperones, the girl told cops, referred to her and her friends as “sluts and whores” and “dirty.”


Who were these charming chaperones? According to The Smoking Gun, one was a former schoolboard member! And both were wearing combat boots and fatigues? That seems like a weird outfit for Prom, very Timothy McVeigh. Manitou Springs is a lovely little hippy-dippy artist neighborhood near the Focus on the Family stronghold of Colorado Springs. (Fun fact! Possibly better known to readers under 16 as Panem’s The Capitol.)

Both women were charged with harassment, and “directing obscene language to another in a public place.” FOR JESUS! This is the greatest assault to religious liberty since Barack Obama said women could go to the doctor.


AN OPEN LETTER FROM AUTHOR STEPHEN KING:

Tax Me, for F@%&’s Sake!

Chris Christie may be fat, but he ain’t Santa Claus. In fact, he seems unable to decide if he is New Jersey’s governor or its caporegime, and it may be a comment on the coarsening of American discourse that his brash rudeness is often taken for charm. In February, while discussing New Jersey’s newly amended income-tax law, which allows the rich to pay less (proportionally) than the middle class, Christie was asked about Warren Buffett’s observation that he paid less federal income taxes than his personal secretary, and that wasn’t fair. “He should just write a check and shut up,” Christie responded, with his typical verve. “I’m tired of hearing about it. If he wants to give the government more money, he’s got the ability to write a check—go ahead and write it.”Heard it all before. At a rally in Florida (to support collective bargaining and to express the socialist view that firing teachers with experience was sort of a bad idea), I pointed out that I was paying taxes of roughly 28 percent on my income. My question was, “How come I’m not paying 50?” The governor of New Jersey did not respond to this radical idea, possibly being too busy at the all-you-can-eat cheese buffet at Applebee’s in Jersey City, but plenty of other people of the Christie persuasion did.

Cut a check and shut up, they said.

If you want to pay more, pay more, they said.

Tired of hearing about it, they said.

Tough shit for you guys, because I’m not tired of talking about it. I’ve known rich people, and why not, since I’m one of them? The majority would rather douse their dicks with lighter fluid, strike a match, and dance around singing “Disco Inferno” than pay one more cent in taxes to Uncle Sugar. It’s true that some rich folks put at least some of their tax savings into charitable contributions. My wife and I give away roughly $4 million a year to libraries, local fire departments that need updated lifesaving equipment (Jaws of Life tools are always a popular request), schools, and a scattering of organizations that underwrite the arts. Warren Buffett does the same; so does Bill Gates; so does Steven Spielberg; so do the Koch brothers; so did the late Steve Jobs. All fine as far as it goes, but it doesn’t go far enough.

What charitable 1 percenters can’t do is assume responsibility—America’s national responsibilities: the care of its sick and its poor, the education of its young, the repair of its failing infrastructure, the repayment of its staggering war debts. Charity from the rich can’t fix global warming or lower the price of gasoline by one single red penny. That kind of salvation does not come from Mark Zuckerberg or Steve Ballmer saying, “OK, I’ll write a $2 million bonus check to the IRS.” That annoying responsibility stuff comes from three words that are anathema to the Tea Partiers: United American citizenry.And hey, why don’t we get real about this? Most rich folks paying 28 percent taxes do not give out another 28 percent of their income to charity. Most rich folks like to keep their dough. They don’t strip their bank accounts and investment portfolios. They keep them and then pass them on to their children, their children’s children. And what they do give away is—like the monies my wife and I donate—totally at their own discretion. That’s the rich-guy philosophy in a nutshell: don’t tell us how to use our money; we’ll tell you.

The Koch brothers are right-wing creepazoids, but they’re giving right-wing creepazoids. Here’s an example: 68 million fine American dollars to Deerfield Academy. Which is great for Deerfield Academy. But it won’t do squat for cleaning up the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, where food fish are now showing up with black lesions. It won’t pay for stronger regulations to keep BP (or some other bunch of dipshit oil drillers) from doing it again. It won’t repair the levees surrounding New Orleans. It won’t improve education in Mississippi or Alabama. But what the hell—them li’l crackers ain’t never going to go to Deerfield Academy anyway. Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke.


Hooray, tomorrow is Kleptocracy Sucks Day! This, of course, is every day, but tomorrow Occupy Wall Street and labor unions are organizing actions all across the country for May Day to call attention to the crushing economic injustice forcing millions of unemployed, underemployed or over-employed “part-time” workers with multiple underpaid jobs to turn on their teevees and their YouTubes at night and get a lecture from Mitt Romney on how much their jealousy of his wealth offends him while President Hope runs off to drone bomb another crowd of women and children attending a funeral in Pakistan, for freedom. The best advice here is to actually go to one of these events if you want to know what is happening, since the odds are good that Wednesday’s newspapers are going to be plastered with pictures of kittens instead of actual news reports on the protests. How will America’s corporate news outlets manage coverage this time?

Another day, another attempt by that punk Barack Hussein Nobama to diminish the presidency! What’d he do now? Did he put his feet up on his desk? Did he sing Young Jeezy in public? Did he fly in his plane? Did he act “cool”? (Yes. Burn him.)
“You know, we had the Buffett Rule,” [House Speaker John] Boehner said. “You know, it went on for months. Even the president admitted it was a gimmick. And then we have the Rose Garden ceremony talking about manipulation in the oil markets, without one shred of evidence. And he has an entire administration to go after speculation or manipulation in the oil markets. And then they picked this student loan fight where there is no fight.”
Remember the Buffett Rule? It was a total gimmick because it would only have raised $43 billion in revenues, and $43 billion does not even count unless it is $100 million from PBS and the NEA instead, because $100 million > $43 billion. (It is called MATH and why don’t you LEARN IT.)
And as for student loans, John Boehner has already explained that it is beneath the dignity of the presidency to go to colleges and get students to put pressure on Congress about keeping their interest rates low, because everybody already knew this was a settled matter that would get passed, because the GOP always works with the president! And that is totally true: the GOP House passed it Friday, and will pay for it by gutting preventative-care funding in BammerzCares, instead of by cutting tax breaks for oil companies, because that would be Class Warfare.
If Obama would just stop picking fake fights with the GOP by not agreeing with them, everything would be just fine! Why doesn’t he try that for once? Or the 43rd billionth time?


Mitt Romney is touring America for some reason, and on Thursday he was in Lorain, Ohio, at a National Gypsum plant that is no longer open, which he LOVES to do despite the fact that he was complicit in the closure of more things than many presidents. During this sadsack appearance the presumptive/uous Republican nominee said the reason that the plant is no longer open is President Obama and his failed somethings. Curiously, the plant actually closed in 2008, when George W. Bush was president.

The folks who think we should get rid of the estate tax and continue tax breaks for capital gains also want us to believe in the “self-made man” (yes, “man”). Of course it ain’t so. Individuals don’t do it by themselves.
Thankfully there are business owners who speak the truth in an important new book, The Self-Made Myth: And the Truth About How Government Helps Individuals and Business Succeed. Authors Mike Latham and Brian Miller and a group of local business owners will be talking that truth on We can’t wait to introduce you to Mike and Brian; they are critical to the national organization of which Tax Fairness Oregon is a part, United for a Fair Economy (UFE). Brian Miller is the Executive Director of UFE, and Mike Lapham is the project organizer for Responsible Wealth. The Tax Fairness Organizing Collaborative is another project of UFE, supporting organizations like ours across the US.
We’ve known Mike since the inception of TFO back in 2003 when we were the Coalition to Preserve the Estate Tax—where we first met many of you! Of course as we broadened our efforts, we needed a broader name, thus Tax Fairness Oregon.in Portland.

Uzbekistan's President is forcing doctors to cut out women's uteruses without their knowledge or consent to promote "birth control" across the country. It’s a vile and bloody crime against women being orchestrated by an odious dictator, and now is the time for it to end.
Uzbekistan's Karimov is one of the world’s worst dictators, he’s even boiled opposition activists alive. Yet he’s propped up by millions of dollars from the US government who pay him for military transport across the country. This latest round of brutality, this time against his country’s women, has turned the global spotlight on this monster. Let’s use this awful moment to persuade his biggest backer to ditch him.
US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton can cut him off. She has already publicly condemned Karimov for human rights abuses and this most recent assault on women's rights - a topic she champions - only ups the stakes. Activists estimate tens or even hundreds of thousands of women were sterilised secretly when they went into the hospital for a routine procedure or to give birth -- waking up with no idea that their uterus has just been removed. One Uzbek gynecologist admitted, 'Every doctor is told...how many women are to be sterilised ... my quota is four women a month'. The use of arbitrary arrest and torture is so widespread that women don’t speak out for fear of reprisals, and foreign journalists and human rights activists are routinely thrown out of the country.
It doesn’t have to be like this -- the US could play hardball with Karimov, who relies on the steady flow of money from transit to Afghanistan to fund his lavish lifestyle. The human rights horror show in Uzbekistan has gone under the radar for years -- but we have a real chance to break the silence now, using the explosive BBC report that details forced sterilisations, and stand with the brave Uzbek women who have dared to tell their stories in the face of stunning oppression.
The human rights horror show in Uzbekistan has gone under the radar for years -- but we have a real chance to break the silence now, using the explosive BBC report, and stand with the brave Uzbek women who have dared to tell their stories in the face of stunning oppression.
Time and again, Avaaz members have stood up for the rights of women around the world. Let’s join together now and remind the US that opting for human rights or national interest is a false choice -- and that we’ll continue the fight for women's rights wherever they are threatened.
With hope and determination,
Stephanie, Pedro, Morgan, David, Emma, Dennis, Lisa, Wissam and the rest of the Avaaz team

 Jim Crow is back, baby! Ferris State University has recently opened the Jim Crow Museum of Racist Memorabilia and it is chock-full of beautifully restored treasures of hatred. The museum has the nation’s largest public collection of racist artifacts. Founder David Pilgrim makes no apologies for the museum and hopes it will serve as a learning tool to those who need to be taught it isn’t polite to hate. The shiny new museum only cost $1.3 million which is a bargain compared to turning the entire South into a giant fishbowl. This is also great news for Asians, Mexicans, Middle Easterners, Caucasians, religious, homosexuals, homeless, disfigured, obese, women, mentally and physically challenged people who are looking to find something to do with all the hate memorabilia they collect on a daily basis. This could create so many galleries and jobs.

Right now, a mountain of loopholes make it possible for millionaires and billionaires to cut their tax rates to absurd levels. Warren Buffett's secretary pays almost 36%, while Mitt Romney pays less than 14%. That's just wrong. Secretaries and schoolteachers shouldn't pay a higher tax share than Warren Buffett or Mitt Romney. Even Buffett himself agrees.
Next week, the Senate will vote on the "Buffett Rule," which would close these loopholes and make sure that corporate CEOs don't pay a lower tax rate than the rest of us.
But standing in the way of this common sense reform are extreme Republicans, backed by billionaires like the Koch Brothers. President Obama and Democratic leaders need to know you stand behind them in this.Republican leaders are doing everything they can to obstruct basic fairness. But with your immediate help today, President Obama and Senate Democrats can fight back.Please, stand with us right away.
Sincerely,
Patty Murray US Senator


Congressional Democrats led by Pete Stark have introduced legislation graciously allowing Mitt Romney an out on his latest flip-flop (the one where he was for moms after he was against them), by amending federal welfare requirements so parents of young children can stay home with them (and their Cadillacs)! Mitt Romney is invited to join them in plumping for this!The act was inspired by the recent kerfuffle, in which the political establishment, from President Barack Obama to Mitt Romney, took great umbrage at the suggestion by Democratic strategist Hilary Rosen that Ann Romney had not “worked a day in her life.”
“All moms are working moms,” Mitt Romney responded [insufferably].

Of course, that wasn’t what he said in January, when he was all “nyah nyah lazy bitches,” but Pete Stark is for taking him at his (latest) word. This is so nice, you guys! Better angels, and cetera! Of course, this bill will never see the light of day, because somehow it is undoubtedly class warfare. Burn them.

   
     
     
        Site Dedicated to the Memory of Eric McKinley, d. Iraq, 2002
Eric McKinley was our local connoisseur of ska music and cafe denizen whose unit was activated and sent to Iraq to patrol with inadequately armored vehicles. When Congressional funds for armoring the vehicles were diverted by the notorious Republican Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska (later convicted on corruption charges), Eric's unit was reduced to using plywood to give their vehicles some additional protection. When an insurgent's IED hit Eric's vehicle, his horrified teammates were forced to watch as the heat of the burning plywood began exploding the grenades strapped to Eric's body. Eric, you are not forgotten and will live forever in our hearts.